No shit - krii7y • fluff

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(I noticed I've been making these one shots kinda long ......eh so what! Hahah xD

Jaren (smii7y) pov-

I sighed as I plopped on the couch and started to eat my bowl of fruit. I picked up the remote and put on Netflix, looking through my continue watching list. I finally gasped once I saw the 'stranger things' update.

"No fucking way!" I shouted.

I quickly clicked the buttons on my remote and sat up. Once the show started, it went straight to El and Mike, making me smile. To me, they were one of the best couples on a show.

Not only were they funny, they both connected well with eachother. I sighed as I saw the two of them kiss. I wish I could be like that. Have someone to hold onto and love.

I paused the tv and looked over to my right. On the table was a picture of me and my friends. The closest person to me was John. I was smiling widely as he was putting an arm around my shoulders and holding up a middle finger, along with most the people in the image.

Whenever company would come over they would laugh at the picture. My dad would too, but my mom would give me a 'really?' look, making me and my dad laugh.

I chuckled as I grabbed the frame into my hands. I over looked all of my friends and remembered how long ago it all was. I then got an idea.

I set the photo down and grabbed my phone from my pocket. I winced at the sudden brightness, seeing as it was night. Yeah yeah, I'm still up at one a.m, so what?!

I scrolled through my contacts and looked upon every name. The closest people were Evan, Nogla, John and Tyler.

I wouldn't want Evan over because he would be too much of a clean freak about everything, if not embarrass me when we go out. Tyler would be to big for my house, and I wouldn't wanna make him mad, considering his short temper. He can easily kill me if I said or did anything to tick him off. And no way, in hell, that I'm having Nogla over! Instead of me worrying about getting killed, he would be the one worried. He's like a man-child, plus he's not the brightest, and he'd ask a ton of questions. Especially since most the decor relates to stuff in Canada.

I smiled as my finger hovered over John's number. I then pressed the dial, and put the phone up to my ear. The phone rang a couple times before I head a loud, but distant curse.

"SHIT!!"

I winced at the sudden shout.

"WHY'D YOU FUCKING DO THAT YOU PRICK?! Hey Smitt!" He said, quieting his voice on the last part. I was taken aback and laughed a little.

John's pov-

My stomach had a weird feeling as he giggled into the phone. What a weird feeling. I shook it off.

"What're you laughing at?" I asked, his laugh causing me to smile a bit.

"What the fuck was that? You just shouted then went back to normal." I laughed a little then sighed, looking over to my friends I flipped them off.

"Eh, just some peices of shit who don't know their place chucked my phone across my fucking yard." I said glaring at them.

( friends names are made up btw)

"And I do it again!!" Martin yelled. Loud enough to were Jaren could hear. He laughed loudly as I put him on speaker.

"Hiii John's friend!!" Soren yelled into the phone. I pulled it away and smacked his head playfully.

"Hiiii!!" Jaren giggled.

"So why'd you call?" I asked sitting back down in my lawn chair. I heard a sigh on the other line, making my browns furrow.

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