Dating Tankman would be like...

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𓏲 ˖.   Definitely a big fan of cock joke, deez nuts joke, and your mom joke.

𓏲 ˖.   And you always fall for them. Like, 100th time, or more.

𓏲 ˖.   "Do you know Wendy? Wendeez..."

𓏲 ˖.   "You good? With both deez nuts on your mouth?"

𓏲 ˖.   He's such a mood booster. Have a bad day or feeling sad? He will tell you more about dn jokes, or send you some random meme. [If you are not comfortable or hate dn joke.]

𓏲 ˖.   He gets drunk every time he goes to the bar. Steve helped him bring him to your house.

𓏲 ˖.   He's probably a smoker.

𓏲 ˖.   Saying or muttering "Ugh" everytime.

𓏲 ˖.   He's never in a relationship before... So you are a challenge in relationship for him.

𓏲 ˖.   "What should I say? What should I do? Should I saying that they were adorable? Cute? Sweet? Or, should I hold their hands? Man, relationship was kinda awful and hard!"

𓏲 ˖.   He just confused to show his affection to you. For him, hugging you already shows that he loves you.

𓏲 ˖.   He has a nice and perfect smile. He feels that he often smiles when you are with him.

𓏲 ˖.   Beneath his mask, he keeps a cute yet handsome face. He only shows his face when you guys were alone or in private time.

𓏲 ˖.   He acts cool and a bit mean in public, but very spoiled in private time.

𓏲 ˖.   Clingy af. He will kiss you everywhere, and hug you tightly.

𓏲 ˖.   He just adores it so much when you sit on his lap.

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