Virgil: Roman! You-
Roman: You're not real I know you aren't real.
Virgil: What?
Roman: God, how far have I fallen to start seeing things too?
Virgil: Roman please calm down! I'm real. Try poking me with your sword if you need to.
Roman: Fine! I will!
*Roman begins to swing his sword but stops. Virgil flinches*
Roman: ...what happened to your eyeshadow?
Virgil: Huh? Oh, I uh... splashed water on it.
Roman: ... You're real...
Virgil: How did you figure that out by my eyeshadow?
Roman: If I were hallucinating you would look normal... there would be no point...
Virgil: oh... I see.... I guess... anything that lets you understand it's really me...
Roman:*looks incredibly sad.*... What are you doing here?
Virgil: Uh, bringing you back, duh.
Roman: Why?
Virgil: Because we need you!
Roman: Ha! Fat chance... Emo...
Virgil: Not even a decent nickname, huh?
Roman: Well, I'm terribly sorry you didn't notice that I can no longer come up with anything original.
Virgil: What? Where'd this come from?
*I feel like they would sit down here but idk how that would work in script.*
Roman:... How did you get here?
Virgil: I... Came?
Roman: I don't understand how you got through...
Virgil: Oh, the lock? That's not important right now.
Roman: But it is! If I am to make this perfect, I need to know its every weakness.
Virgil: ... Well, I'm definitely not telling you now.
Roman: Come now. The first good thing I've made in a while and you won't help me?
Virgil: Not if you'll use it to keep us out, no.
Roman: I'm not trying to keep you out.
Virgil: Then what are you doing?
Roman: ....Alright I'm trying to keep you out.
Virgil: Roman-
Roman: Don't ridicule me! This isn't easy you know!?
Virgil: Dude, I haven't even said anything yet.
Roman: But I know what you're thinking!
Virgil: And, what is that?
Virgil's voice: That's so dumb. Running away from your problems like that? Pfft. You're a joke.
Virgil: What the hell was that?
Roman: ...You.
Virgil: *Pinching the bridge of his nose.* Look, can we just talk about this?
Roman: For what purpose?
Virgil: ... Where are we?
Roman: That hardly matters.
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