I've decided its time that slenderman moved into the house...
It was just Jeff home. He loved when it was this way. No noise. No yelling. No sound. No nothing. Just him, his thoughts, his beer, and his Xbox.
He was surprised when he heard a knock on the door. He figured someone had forgotten their key or something and couldn't get in. He sighed angrily before getting up and answering it. There stood slenderman. Jeff took one look at him and shut the door. Slender opened it.
"Jeff, I just wanna talk." Slender pleaded innocently. Jeff raised his eyebrows and hummed as he walked back to the den. He slumped on the couch and slender followed.
"What do you want?" Jeff sighed, realizing he wasn't going away.
"Well, I feel like...me and Jane have gotten pretty serious to the point where..I think I should move into the house." Jeff bursted out into laughter. Slenderman frowned.
"Sorry, we're not accepting new members right now. Plus, where would you sleep?"
"With Jane."
"Gross."
Slender frowned again.
"Plus," Jeff added, "I don't fucking like you."
"But we could put that aside."
"No, we really can't."
"Please? I just wanna live here for jane. Don't make me beg."
"Hadn't crossed my mind..." Jeff smirked. Slender sighed before crouching on one knee.
"Please, Jeff? Please let me live here with Jane. Please?" Slender begged. Jeff struggled to hold back a laugh.
He cleaned himself up and nodded.
"Sure, you can live here. But don't talk to me, think about me, come near me, make eye contact with me, or anything else involving you and me. Got it?"
"Got it..."
