Jeff was laying in the den on the couch, sleeping, when Claws noticed him.
"This is the perfect opportunity." She whispered slyly. Claws' heavy British accent echoed in the back of her head. She evilly tiptoed over to the sleeping Jeff and stared at him.
"Jeeeff? Jeeeeeff?" Claws sung, gently moving some of Jeff's hair behind his ears. Jeff groaned as he turned his head.
"What the fuck do you want?" Jeff said angrily.
"I'm sorry, Jeff. I just thought you could help me with something, me being new and stuff." Claws whined. Jeff realized who it was and sat up.
"Hey, uh, sorry. I didn't mean to--"
"It's fine, Jeff." Claws interrupted with a smile. "You must be used to it I guess." Jeff blushed and rubbed his head.
"Can you help me with something?" Claws asked, putting her hand on Jeff's thigh. Jeff blushed, his face flourishing with a pure red color. He shook his head yes and Claws ran him out into the woods.
They kept walking for a long time, and Jeff got tired.
"Hey,uh--how much further?" Jeff gasped, running out of breathe as he followed behind Claws.
"Wow, your pretty out of shape." Claws laughed.
Soon, they came to the center of the woods. A giant circle surrounded by trees, with tall grass covering the plain. Claws and Jeff stomped through the grass. When they were about a quarter of the way in, Claws spun around, hooked Jeff by his shirt with her Claws, and kissed him. She pulled Jeff closer and stared into Jeff's eyes and smiled.
"Chase me." She whispered. She took off running to the center of the circle and Jeff took off after her.
Out of nowhere, Claws jumped and did a somersault in the air. Jeff was completely running without paying attention, as he stared and watched Claws. Soon, he fell. He fell awfully far and blacked out.
Claws walked over and looked down at Jeff. Jeff groaned as he came back to his senses and looked up at Claws.
"You really are pathetic, Jeffrey." Claws yelled down. "There was never any connection between us. But I knew you'd fall for me. Ya know why? Cause your nothing. Just a hopeless romantic sociopath."
"Let me outta here, you bitch!" Jeff yelled as he stood up.
"Not happening." Claws said crossing her arms.
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because of Jane."
"What did she do?!"
"Don't worry about it, Jeffrey. It'll all make sense in due time." Claws started to walk away.
"WAIT!" Jeff called. Jeff raised one eyebrow as she came back to the small pit.
"What am I suppose to eat down here?" Jeff asked. He began to sweat and hyperventilate with anger.
"Starve." Claws replied. She then fully took off in the direction of the house..
"WAIT A MINUTE, YOU FUCKING BITCH! COME BACK HERE! STAY AWAY FROM JANE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPP!!!!!"
