There was a loud noise coming from the kitchen that woke everyone up.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*" Vamp's groaned, sitting up in his corner.
"What was that?!" Snow asked, popping out from under the bed.
Dan came running into the room like a scared little kid, pillow clenched to his chest, then tried to act casual. "I, uh, was definitely not scared by the crash from down there, definitively."
"Don't worry, bb." Vamps said.
"What?" Dan asked.
"Nothing."
Those who heard him gave him 'wtf' looks, while Dan was like 'what?'. Dan decided to go outside to get the mail while they were doing that.
*CRASH*
"Shiiiiiit. Whaaaattt theeee shiiit waass thaattt?" Vamps said.
Gerard grabbed a squirt gun off of the nightstand and they creeped downstairs. Gerard was in his boxers and a stained white shirt with white socks and one was taller than the other.
"Remember me for centuries." Cherry sang from in the kitchen.
"What, The actual hell are you doing?" Gerard said, dropping the squirt gun.
"Making a milkshake bitches." Cherry replied. "It's gonna be the best milkshake any hoe's ever tasted."
"Cool." Snow said. "Can I try some, darling?"
"Bitch, call me that again and I'll add snow as an ingredient."
"K."
Cherry gave him a taste and he smiled. "Yummm."
"Lemme try." Vamps said. He tasted some and thought it was good, they all had a little and agreed that it was indeed pretty damn good.
"Look who I found!" Dan said as he came back in the house.
They all looked over there and gasped.
"Patrick Stump!" Snow cheered. He ran over to him and hugged him. "Aww! You're like, five inches shorter than me!"
"Holy smokes." Patrick said with a light laugh. "Thanks."
"Come try Cherry's milkshake."
"Wait, whaaaaattttttt????"
"Ohhh right, multiple Gerard's." Snow said.
*After the explanation*
"Oh, okay." Patrick said.
"Now try Cherry's milkshake."
Patrick took a little spoonful from Cherry. "Holy smokes! It's really good! What's in it?"
"Uhh, Cherries, a waffle, a little coffee, ice, and some edible glitter." Cherry replied, fabulously flipping his hair when he was done answering Patrick's question.
"OMG, Dan is like, a foot taller than you, Patrick." Cherry pointed out.
"I know." Patrick replied. "We've met before."
"Alright, breakfast is served." Cherry said as he began to pour his milkshake in different cups.
"Wow, you're hot and you can cook." Snow said to Cherry as he stirred his milkshake with his straw. "Full package."
They all gave Snow 'wtf m8' looks.
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