"Hooray!" Snow yelled. "We're going somewhere! I dunno where, but somewhere is good!"
"Okay you guys." Gerard said. "Ready to go?"
"I don't give a shit when or where we go." You know who said that. "Let's just go."
Cherry posed in front of the mirror in his tight jeans (y'know, the REALLY tight ones), fabulous red boa and a sequence shirt. "Snow," he said, "shower me with complements."
"Okay!" Snow gladly excepted. "Gurl you so hot! Man, that boa brings out your hazel, gleaming eyes! Is it hot in here, or is it just Cherry? Oh, you have something on your fantabulous boa! Let me get that for you." He pulled out a little vacuum, and tried to get the speck off of Cherry's boa. Only, it began to such up the boa itself.
*Face palm*
"Give it back, bitch !" Cherry said as he tried to pulled it out.
"I'm trying, I'm trying!" Snow yelled.
The vacuum turned off, *gasp* but how!? *sarcasm*
"You to are so F-ing stupid, I can't believe we're the same person technically." Vamps said.
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The first place they drove to was a little cafe. On the way, Vamps sat shotgun, while Cherry and Snow sat in the back seat.
Boy! I couldn't think of a better idea than have Snow and Cherry sit next to each other in a car! *More sarcasm*
"Gerard!" Cherry yelled. "Get this stupid bitch away from me."
"Hey!" Gerard said, looking at them through the rear view mirror. He saw Snow smiling and breathing down Cherry's neck, and also sniffing him? "Snow, don't be a creeper, I know it's hard. We're here anyway, so calm down, queen Cherry."
"That's right, bitch!" Cherry said, before they all got out of the vehicle, and went into the shop.
"What do you guys want?" Gerard asked. The cashier was giving them weird looks, they all kinda looked the same. Whatever, as long as they tipped him, he didn't care.
"I want coffee." Vamps said. "The darkest stuff you got."
"I want a cherry smoothie, on the double." Cherry said, dramatically and fabulously flipping his boa over his shoulder.
"Can I have a lemon aid?" Snow asked. "If it's not too much trouble."
"Coffee." Gerard said. After they waited for a few minutes, they were given their drinks, and Gerard gave the guy the money, and a couple dollars for a tip. Because he's nice, kinda.
They sat down at a table and enjoyed their stuff. Snow drank his really fast, and sat there humming. Vamps sipped his drink between insulting thoughts, and Cherry rubbed in their faces how great his was.
"Okay guys, let's get going." Gerard said as he threw their cups away.
"WAIT!" Cherry yelled, crossing his legs and tightly closing his eyes. "I'VE GOTTA GO, REAL BAD!!!!"
"Bathroom's over there. Hurry up." Gerard said.
Cherry sat outside the bathroom, hearing the sound of water running, for like, ten minutes.
"C'mon, Cherry." Gerard said. "We're leaving now."
"BUT I DIDN'T"T GET TO GO!" He said, changing octaves through out the sentence. Gerard pulled him away from the bathroom, and into the car.
"We'll stop at a gas station and you can go there." Gerard explained as they left the parking lot.
"That sick sadistic bastard!" Cherry yelled. "I mean, who makes people wait that long to take an F-ing leak?!"
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Vote and lemme know what you think please! Thanks for reading!
So that bathroom thing was based off of something that happened to me today at Safeway. I drank a Pepsi, and really had to use the bathroom. So I waited outside the Safeway bathroom, only one person could go in at a time. I heard the water running, waiting, and waiting, and waiting, then my sister came and told me we were leaving! The nerves of some people. Okay sorry, probably TMI.
Thanks again! :)
BTW, killjoys_unite1 I love your name! I dunno why I didn't do something like that.... :) And your picture. *weeps over MCR*
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