Cherry waltzed into the room, hips swinging to his own little rhythm. He casually brushed his his hair aside and stopped on a sassy pose. "Mama's home, bitches."
Gerard sniffed the air and squinted at Cherry as he wiped his hands on his boxers. "I smell sex." He said.
Cherry looked shocked and appeared to choke on whatever bitchy comment he was about to spit out. "Excuse me?" He scoffed.
"I smell sex, did you go to a strip club again?"
"Bitch I went to Macy's if I went to a strip club you'd know because I wouldn't have worn tight pants, gotta put all them bill somewhere. And It'd be on the news because mmmmm, sweetie I'd light that place..."
"Okay okay!" Gerard stopped him. "That's...Not a mental image I want. Well what is it then? It sure as hell isn't me, or Bandit, or Vamps..... SNOW!"
"Did he finally get some of Megan's pus...."
*SMACK*
Gerard slapped Cherry clean across the face. "SHE'S LIKE FUCKING 13 DUDE STOP."
"The younger the sweeter it tas...."
*SMACK*
They went to find snow, Cherry's face as red as his hair. They found him in the bathroom...
"Oh great his jacking off isn't he? Probably to child por...."
*SMACK*
"CHERRY."
"Oh, hey guys." Snow laughed. "It's okay I'm just freshening up. I found this cool perfume."
Gerard took it from him, "Sex and Caffeine... Snow, I have no words."
Cherry rolled his eyes, " Okay where are you hiding the children?"
"CHERRY THERE IS A LINE AND YOU ALL THE WAY IN MEXICO."
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