Snow didn't go home that day, instead, he slept under a park bench. It was cold and lonely, and he kept waiting for someone to come and kill him or drag him away.
*Meanwhile, at the house, where Vamps was drinking coffee, Cherry was being fabulous, and Gerard was eating waffles*
"Hey, where's Snow?" Gerard asked, looking around.
"I dunno." Vamps said.
"Oh, I think he's probably sleeping or something lame." Cherry said. "What do you think guys? Red boa, black and white boa?"
"I don't give a flying hippo anus." Vamps replied.
"I'm going to go look for him." Gerard explained. "You guys should too."
And with that, they all left the house in search of Snow. And to make everything even better, they split up!
Nice going Gerard!
*Face palm*
Snow woke up in the morning, due to a dog almost taking a crapped on his head. He ran away screaming. After wondering around, starving, far from home (a few blocks), cold and lonely, he decided to walk around some more!
"Okay, I need food." He said to himself as he held his stomach. "I'll try this again.
"Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again, we are so far from you. Burning on! Just like the match you strike to incinerate the lives of everyone you know!
"And what's the worst to take? From every heart you break? And like a blade you'll stain, well I've been holding on tonight!
"What's the worst that I could say? Things are better if I stay. So long and goodnight. So long and goodnight!"
No one even flinched. "Dammit!" He whispered.
Then, he saw a beautiful girl walking over to him, she had brown hair, and deep brown eyes. "Hello there." She said.
"Hi. I'm Snow White and want to marry you!" He said, grabbing her hands.
She screamed at the top of her lungs and ran away.
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"Hey bitch!" Cherry said, tapping on someone's shoulder from behind. "You seen a guy with white hair?"
The man stood up and turns out, he was a six foot biker guy. He grabbed Cherry by the shirt and lifted him up.
"Whoa honey!" Cherry said. "Put me down or I will bitch slap you back to Africa!"
O.O
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