"Damn, gurl!" Cherry said, slapping his ass while looking in the mirror. "I should raid Lyndsey's closet more often."
"Looking sexy." Snow said, walking into the room and whistling.
"Whoaaaaa." Gerard said. "What is happening. What did I just walk in on?"
"Nothing, simpleton."Cherry said with a flick of the wrist.
"Yet." Snow said, with a weird eyebrow thing going on.
"Uhhhh." Vamps added to this lovely conversation. "Uhhhhh. Are things getting sexual?"
"No." Cherry snapped.
"Yet." Snow said.
Cherry screamed and ran out of the room saying something about losing his virginity.
"What is a virgin, daddy?" Bandit asked, tugging on Gee's boxers.
"Um. Well, honey. I..... uh."
"Are you a virgin?"
Gerard looked up at Vamps, who had already bolted. "Well, you.... You see."
"Is mommy a virgin?"
"Enough questions shouldn't you be at school?! HMM?!" Gerard said, defensively, his face so red it was a tomato.
"It's Saturday!" She giggled and ran off.
Gerard sighed with relief.
****
Cherry sat on the couch eating bon bons and watching someone confess their sins to Opera. "That's right, bitch, you better beg." He said. "Or you going to hell."
Then out of seemingly nowhere, Snow sniffed his hair, making him jump up, spilling his bon bons, and screaming. Everyone came running and when Vamps saw Cherry standing there he started laughing, seeing the darker shade of Cherry's red skinny jeans around his crotch, seeping down his leg. Cherry had done it. He had pissed his wife's pants.
"Was that it, daddy? Is that Cherry's virginity? Did he find it?"
Gerard's face was as red as Cherry's hair and after receiving no answer Bandit skipped away, saying she'll just have to ask mommy when she gets back.
O.O
*face palm*
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