Look what we have here...
A writer...
WRITING STORIES?! What!?
Yes it's me children. I'm back and I'm sorry it's been so long and I have not updated or replied to comments in a long time honestly life is so busy is my only excuse but without further ado, some crack for you crackheads.
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The look in Cherry's eyes sad one thing and one thing only: "My pants are way too fucking tight, but damn does this ass look fine." And Snow was sure to second that statement that he couldn't have possibly heard since Cherry said it in his own head. "Great, can I have my own head please?"
"Depends on which one you mean." Snow replied innocently, his sweet face blushing slightly.
"H e h a s t w o h e a d s ?!?" Bandit shouted, much to Gerard's fucking dismay.
"Sweetie walk away." Cherry snapped.
Vamps was off in the corner somewhere sweating from the amount of caffeine he'd put into his body. "I can smell colors." A puddle started to form below him, don't ask what bodily fluid it is because at this point I don't even know.
"So I hope you are all aware that I'm taking the debit card and going shopping because I was watching that episode of The Office earlier and am now inspired. I don't know why I've never lived like this before." Cherry said, flipping his luxurious red locks out of his face.
"You're budget is literally 20 buck." Gerard said and Cherry stormed out of the house like a little bitch.
"Gerard, sweetie, we should go get our nails done because I feel like the two of us have had very little one on one bonding throughout this whole thing and it would make for a great character development thing." Snow smiled.
"I legit have no idea what the fuck you're on about but I have the urge to do it so let's go."
~at the nail salon~
An old Chinese lady worked away on Gerard's bitten down nails and Snow's strangely wonderful ones too. They couldn't really understand her but she seemed nice.
"Y'know, this is nice." Gerard said to Snow. "Thanks for suggesting this buddy."
"Anytime darling." Snow replied. "I actually have been meaning to talk to you about something pretty personal and serious..."
"Sure thing."
"Okay, so I was in the shower and I noticed that I'm not actually that large-"
"Holy fuck Snow stop!" Gerard panicked.
"WELL I JUST THOUGHT CHERRY'S LOOKS A LOT BIGGER AND I FIGURED IF WE ARE CLONES THEY REALLY SHOULD BE THE SAME BUT MAYBE HIS IS FAKE OR BECAUSE HIS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT OR HES ON STEROIDS AGAIN."
Gerard's face turned so red that every firetruck in town came because they thought there was a fire but also low-key because they were jealous that Gerard was more red than them.
*facepalm*
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