"Snow you pedophile!" Cherry yelled.
"I would never!" Snow protested. Cherry was wearing tight black pants that were just his size and a boa with a random hot pink shirt. Snow was wearing his leather jacket as always and skinny jeans and a white tee shirt so. Vamps was wearing black pants, a black shirt and a red tie with a black coat. Gerard was wearing sweatpants and a nightshirt.
"Pervert!" Cherry continued.
"Megan is my friend Cherry I would never!"
"She's like thirteen you know!"
"SO?!" Snow shrieked.
"SO YOU'RE A F****** PEDOPHILE!"
Snow ran off crying.
*Face palm*
"What's going on Snow?" Megan asked.
"Cherry said that I'ma pervert for being friends with you."
"Oh, yeah I heard that. Hey! You're not a pervert, you're just a guy who's friends with a girl who's thirteen."
"I guess. Hey what are you doing?"
"I better head home before my mom and dad send the swat team after me..... Again."
"You're leaving me? But..... But...... Megan!" He engulfed her in a big hug.
"It's okay, I know where you live, I'll stop by sometime. See ya later mother*****s!" And with that she walked out the door.
"WHY?!??!?!?" Snow fell to his knees.
"Oh whatever." Cherry muttered.
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"Whoa!" Vamps yelled. "Who the f*** is this?!" He gestured to a guy sitting on the couch with a fringe, dark brown hair, skinny jeans and a black shirt with a white circle on it. He was playing a video game with Snow and Bandit.
"Oh, that's Dan." Snow explained. "Say hi Dan."
"Hi." He said, not looking away from the screen. He had a British accent.
"But why is he here?" Vamps asked.
"Oh, because he was doing an interview and I invited him over to play video games. Oh, and I explained everything to him already."
"Mother of f......." Bandit yelled, throwing her controller, Gerard put a hand over her mouth before she said that bad word.
"Okay Beazles." Gerard said as he picked her up. "Time for bed." He carried her to her room.
"I'll get you!" She said to Dan and Snow, who she lost to.
"Is it okay that I just peed a little?" Dan asked.
"Yup." Snow replied, both their gazes still fixed on Bandit as she rounded the corner and went out of sight. Dan shivered and they continued playing.
"What the hell?!" Vamps said, pushing Cherry into the wall. "Where the f**** is it?!"
"WHERE IS WHAT, BITCH?!" Cherry yelled back.
"My effing eyeliner! I can't find it! Dammit Cherry you don't get between a man and his eyeliner! Or coffee, but that's besides the point! Where the hell is it?!"
"Oh, sorry, I used that last of it." Gerard said, coming down that stairs. "There wasn't much left and I didn't have any."
Vamps ran after him, Gerard ran away screaming and locked himself in the bathroom.
"Vamps just go steal some from Lindsey's stuff." Snow said, not looking away from the TV.
"Right, thanks Snow."
*Face palm*
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