*Knock knock*
"I'll get it." Dan said, slipping off of the couch, literally, like, sliding down onto the floor and lazily bring himself to his feet. He opened the door. "Oh, hey, Phil." He casually said.
"Dan!" Phil replied, he had a British accent too, black hair, a fringe, and was wearing a shirt with a lion on it.. "They you are! I've been looking for you!"
"Oh yeah, right, sorry." Dan said, walking away from the door, Phil stepped in.
Snow walked into the room and gasped with a big smile on his face. "Hi!" He said, running over to Phil. "I'm Snow! Who are you?"
"I'm Phil." Phil shook Snow's hand.
"Well, it's nice to meet you." Snow politely said, letting go of his hand. "Are you a friend of Dan's?"
"Yeah, we're flatmates."
"What about a fried of Dan's?" Vamps asked, rounding the corner with a mug of coffee. The mug said, "This Ain't A Scene, It's A Cup Of Coffee".
"Hi." Phil said, lifting his elbow almost as high as his shoulder and kinda of sideways waving.
"This is my flatmate, Phi." Dan introduced his friend.
Vamps almost spat out of coffee. "Who let him in????"
"Dan did." Snow replied. Vamps glared at them before exciting the room.
"Anyway, "Phil said, "where's the toilet, I've gotta wee."
*Face palm*
"Stop blinking." Vamps said to Bandit. He was putting eyeliner on her.
"How does it look so far?" She asked.
"It looks amazing. Just hold, still. Okay, done." Vamps held her up for her to look in the mirror.
"Awesome!" She said with a bright smile. "Thanks, Vamps!"
"We're not done yet." He took her into her room and rummaged through her drawers. He found a pair of black leggings and a black shirt. He put them on her and then decided that they should do something with her hair too.
O.O
He took her back into the bathroom and grabbed some black hair dye, they had a lot of different color hair dyes. He followed the directions, putting it on Bandit.
*1 hour later*
"Alright, it's all done. Now have a look." He held her up once again to look in the mirror. A big smile spread across her face and she gasped.
"I kinda look like you!"
"Wait, one more thing." He grabbed some makeup, the makeup that makes your skin look paler. After she looked in the mirror again she ran off to show Gerard.
Daddy daddy daddy!"
"What what what?" Gerard asked, his voice was excited like her's.
"Look!" She giggled. Gerard's jaw dropped. "How do I look?"
"I think it looks great, honey." He nervously said. She ran off, giggling. Gerard then ran up the stairs after Vamps.
"WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING!!?!?!?!?! I can deal with dressing up, or even some makeup, BUT YOU DYED HER HAIR!!?!?!??!?!?" He slapped him across the face.
"Ow." Vamps said. Gerard slapped him again. "OW!" Gerard slapped him again. "You want a knuckle sandwich, punk?"
"Come at me!"
Gerard and Vamps started slapping each other, then Vamps tackled Gerard. "Stop hitting yourself,." He said as he slapped Gerard with Gerard's own hands."Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself.
Gerard rolled over and pushed Vamps off, and sat on him. "Haha." Gerard mock, folding his arms across his chest.
"Why you little bitch!!!!" Vamps jumped up, Gerard fell off of him. Vamps grabbed a marker form the counter, and tried to draw on Gerard's face. Gerard held his hand back, but Vamps kept pushing harder and harder, Gerard could hardly keep it back. It was only inches from his face when Lindsey came in. She grabbed the marker from Vamps and put it back onto the counter. She stood with her hands on her hips. Gerard and Vamps both had terrified looks on their faces. The both stood up, their hands down in front of them, looking down in shame.
"What happened?"
"He started it!" They said at the same time, pointing at each other.
Lindsey rolled her eyes. "Go to your room. Both of you."
"But...." The both started.
"No but's, go." They walked to their room, head's hanging low. Gerard sat on his bed, while Vamps sat in his corner.
"Haha." Cherry laughed. "You're in trouble!"
"Shut up you little shit." Vamps said.
"Hahahaha."
O.O
*Face palm*
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