"VAMPSSSS!" Snow yelled at the top of his lungs in a shrill tone.
"What the fuck do you want?" Vamps so politely replied.
"I need advice, you know, on..... HOW DO I PUZZLE?!"
"Da hell you talking' 'bout?" Cherry walked in saying.
"Cherry! Lend me your wisdom!" Snow begged, bowing and kissing Cherry's over-badazzled shoes.
Cherry, seemingly satisfied with Snow's method of begging, agreed. "Gerard you bitch get yo ass in here!"
Gerard came in with pent butter all over his face. "What the actually fuck man?" Vamps laughed, pointing his finger at the peanutbutter-y lemon before him.
"Bandit."
"Ohh." They all said in unison.
Gerard sat with them around the puzzle and they all looked at it as if it were a man without pants. They attempted many a time, though a noble act, it was in vain, for they could not solve the fucking puzzle.
Finally, after 1 long hour, they found one of the edges.
"Well, only 799 more pieces to go!" Snow said.
"Fuck you." Cherry replied.
"I give up! Im getting more coffee." You know who said that.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD!" Gerard yelled as he shot up and hid behind the couch.
"I like peanut butter." Snow explained.
"YOU DONT LICK ANOTHER MAN!"
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