Lifes a Bitch

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Yes. I dared to say it. why?

School. Fellow Teens. Teachers. Family.

It is all PISSING me OFF!

Right now the only thing not is my cat and thats cause he's sleeping. I wonder if this is how the "god" in the big book felt before he drowned 90% of humanity eons ago?

Too far?

Anyways...

Life is stressful to me soI have decided to get more involved with my wattpad again. Man I need a live!

My friends sayI should get a guy (or girl) to relieve my stress and so called "teen hormones" and I totally would two! Just a couple problems...

One. If Imma screw someone I would like to be able to trust them NOT to give me an std or some other sexually transmitted disease or the chance of getting preggers.

Two. If its a girl I want one more pretty than me who is totally sexy.

Three. If its a guy he has to be fit and his face HAS to match his body! There are so many guys out there with to die for bodies but creepy/ and or gross faces.

And lastly four. I honestly would like a boyfriend.... (girls are sometimes too much work)

Some legit issues right?

I find I put way to much thought into it but hey they are some important points. It is something I have been thinking about lately though. You know cause Ive only been with a girl before and that was almost two years ago the last time? I forget... But I do know I like guys so...

Im just wondering how much it hurts to be with a guy? You go through sex-ed and read books but they never really cover that...

Well, thats all for my randomness ttyl!

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