The Book Of Females

My Male BFF

So my dude decided to get back with his ex who left him for HIS male bff...

Yeah....

I warned him not to date a slutty chick who plays hopscotch with guys... I just hope he makes her get tested before he does anything...

Anyways a few days ago he texts me at six am to ask me how he should tell mis mum that he's back with this girl.

My advice?

Dump her ass before his mum finds out cause she's scary as hell when pissed.

I always say is ur mum can call you a scrub to ur face then make you watch the music video you should be very weary.

I will say this though!

I want front row tickets to when she does find out! Heheh I think I am sooo evil...

Anyways...

On a different note! We two should be going to the movies soon! Idk what we're going to see yet though!

Well thats all for now... I think Imma go text him... To make fun of him...