I learned something disturbing recently...
Apparently when you don't use a muscle it petrifies and goes numb. Ladies did you know when we don't exercise our vaginas they do that? I didn't even know you COULD exercise them! Apparently we walk around with half numb vaginas because we don't exercise them enough. I also learned that theres this thing called a vagina egg thats this little smooth egg shaped thing with a hole through the middle you tie a string through and shove the egg up your vagina and then attach the string to a bag.
This bag your supposed to load with these special weighted objects to train the strength of your vagina with. To further creep you out I also found out you're supposed to eventually be able to hold up a full gatorade bottle tied to that string.... Yeah.... Thanks buzzfeed for informing us blissfully ignorant vagina owners of some horrific information.... On the positive side though I wonder how exercising our vaginas would impact childbirth?
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The Book Of Females
ChickLitBy females for females! Things we think but don't say. Relatable and funny, weird or strange and the damn right outrageous! ~Somehow this flipping thing ended up like a journal... Still not sure how that happened. ~
