Ok so here's a laugh for y'all!
This story has to do with these key things :
•Lunch Time
• 5 Friends and Me
• A Bowl Of Salad
• A Bumble Bee
And...
• An Orange
So here's what happened.
Im sitting at lunch with some girls and a guy when a bee lands in my girl friend R's salad and started eating the fucking salad.
My other girl friend S seriously picked up her orange and beat the fucking bee and it literally dropped stunned to R's tray.
While it laid on its back twitching and clearly alive all I could think was this.
That bee is gonna recover and when it does its gonna be pissed. Its gonna be pissed and then its gonna get up. Shit Imma get stung and then I'm smack the shit out of R.
Literally as I'm watching it friggin twitch we ate all telling R to finish the poor thing off before it gets revenge.
It was then our guy friend A walked up and literally stabbed the fucker with a spoon.
A Spoon.
Yeah.... weird friends I have.
One beats a bee with an orange...
Why it didn't die nor get smushed I don't know.
Another stabs it with a spoon.
(The bee not the orange)
And the rest just sit their and watch.
I then told R not to eat the salad cause the bee might have peed on it or something.
Idk can bee's pee?
Why doesn't someone comment and tell me the answer? Im to lazy to look it up myself.
Alrighty mah bishes! Ninja out!!
~ Ninja! 🐝
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The Book Of Females
ChickLitBy females for females! Things we think but don't say. Relatable and funny, weird or strange and the damn right outrageous! ~Somehow this flipping thing ended up like a journal... Still not sure how that happened. ~
