The Book Of Females

The Period Scare

Answer these questions to yourself.

-Ever miss your period?

-Ever miss your period and are still a virgin?

-Ever miss your period still a virgin and people ask you if your prego?

If you answered yes to one or more if these questions we are officially now soul sisters!😊

Its is common for women to miss periods if they are stressed, ill, or have polycystic ovarian disease. Im sure there are others but these i draw from my own hat. The first time i was fourteen i think and i didn't have mine for about five months. 😱

I cant even remember how many times people asked me if i was prego when i went to the doctor to find out what the cause was.😠

Every time i went they made me piss in a cup to test if i had a bun in the ovan.

You would think they would realize that wasn't it. By the time the fourth month came and i didn't pop up with a balloon belly the realized i was telling the truth about being a virgin. 😇

Eventually we came to the conclusion that like every other woman in my family i had polycystic ovarian disease. They didn't test for it cause apparently there is only two test for it.

One - they cut yout bellybutton open and put a camera in it and look at your uterus to see if you have any cysts on it. Two- they shove the camera up your va-jay-jay to see it that way.😦

A. I am not cutting my self open unless it was life threatening or i was having a sea-section.

B. There is no way in HELL i was going to lose my virginity to a camera! - my sister says you wont but i am small so I think i would!

Well thats that and im so over it.