The Book Of Females

The Period

We all have one! Some of us sooner than others. But what they all have in common?

Pain.

Yes pain. Pain strong enough to make us wonder why we even have periods at all. We get it every month hell some of us even twice a month.

Its like our uterus is screaming out to hurry up and get pregnant. That not being knocked up is the reason it causes us pain every month making us want to enter a coma.

I envy prego women they don't get periods. Though in retrospect they do have a year of bleeding after they give birth before their period regulates back to how it was before.

I don't know if its just me but do you ever wish when you were on your period that you were born a boy? I mean the lucky bastards never have to worry that their going to start their period while their dressed in white or wearing a dress.😡

Thats another thing! Periods ruin our clothes! Personally i must have lost at least a dozen pairs of underwear in the last year due to un planned periods or heavy flow.

I don't know about you but as soon as i have as many kids as i plan I'm going to have my tubes tied. I realize many women would kill to be able to have functional women parts so they can have babies but the way i see it? At least i had kids first. Its not like I'm selling my eggs to the highest bidder.

Heres something funny :

We all know P.M.S. Stands for Pre Menstrual Cycle(One thing why the S when cycle starts with a C?)

But heres something else it can stand for!

P.M.S. - Pushy Male Syndrome

Haha ha i cant wait till i can actually use that one in real life! 😂 I swear when the opportunity reveals its self i am so gonna use this one!😋