-Why i hate shopping in public near old people unless its my grandma.-👵
When ever im by myself they will ask me in their sweet old person voice
Yes
"when are you due dear?"💢
I swear im not pregnant but their was these six months where i was sick and my muscles shifted from non use and because im such a small person it makes me look prego.
I swear when you feel my tummy it is solid muscle i even had my sis touch to feel if i had flab or not to confirm it.
So when the old peeps ask me this i dont really know how to respond without being rude.😅
So thats why i hate it. I suppose one day i will actually be prego and it wont bother me but until then fuck it.
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The Book Of Females
ChickLitBy females for females! Things we think but don't say. Relatable and funny, weird or strange and the damn right outrageous! ~Somehow this flipping thing ended up like a journal... Still not sure how that happened. ~
