Farts are our worst nightmare.
Are they natural? Yes.
Do we want them? No.💨
They are embarrassing and we wish they'd go away. They appear at the worst possible times.
The test....
The room is silent so quiet you could hear a pin drop and echo. Your in the middle of writing an answer and all of a sudden you feel the pressure of the gas waiting to be released. 😅
You know you cant cause if you do it will make a noise. So what do you do? Hold it in. And what happens when you hold it in?
It builds up.😰
Eventually you end up no longer having a choice whether you can hold it or not cause your body acts on its own.
It releases and it does so quickly...
And loudly.😫
People laugh and all you wanna do is die of embarrassment. Then it wears off and you get pissed at them laughing. You want to turn around and say
' so what?! I farted big deal like you haven't ever before. ' 😡
But you cant cause your taking a test and if you do then you get a zero.
The date...
Your with a cute guy and it happens.
Just like the scenario of the test. You cant change that. It was inevitable you'd fart.😳
One of two things will happen.
1. The guy will be all like no sweat it happens to the best of us. He wont care and the date goes on and you have an awesome time.😉
Or
2. Things get awkward and the date goes south real fast. Afterwards he never calls you and you move on cause he's a prick.😠
There are many other scenarios but I'm not gonna list them cause they are endless!
Therefore one of a girls top enemies is the classic fart.
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