Welcome to a new episode of.........
Random Things that piss me off!
Last chapter I mentioned how I was going to be a God Mom to the baby of one of my bff's right?
Well turns out I wont be. That bff is now an ex-bff.
Why you ask?
Ok I will state here I haven't seen her in a little over six months cause of personal matters.
Your probably wondering why I just said that hmm?
Turns out said girl decided she wanted to pull a sick joke.
She wasn't pregnant at all the entire time. Yeah.
She sent me fake ultra sound pictures and then heres the kicker!
She sent fake baby pictures because she "had" her baby while I was on a trip.
And thats not even the best part three days before she "had" her baby she called me at fucking 11:30 am in a panic saying she was spotting freaking the shit out of me.
Yeah. What a lovely April fools joke in July.
Oh and here is the best part!
One day after i get back from my trip she finally gets the balls to tell me she was lying the entire time just pulling a prank on me.
Safe to say i flipped shit.
I mean like WHO does that? That is just so sick and when i called her on it she tried to make our fight my fault.
Pulling my religion into shit say that sense i didn't believe in god that I was the sick one! Even though that right their was strait up bull. I do believe in god but at the same time I lean more towards mythology...
Then when she decided that tactic was not going to work she brought my past up. Saying shit about all the people i've lost and people i've dated, saying they were never real and shit.
I shot strait back at her that what she said was a lie because a few of our mutual friends i grew up with could prove it and she knew it.
Then i told her that until she grew up and didn't pull nasty ass pranks like that, as well as not being childish enough to try going for digs into my dark and horrifying past saying i was the sick one when really she was and that she shouldn't create fake pregnancies, I didn't want to talk to her. I was pissed and sickened at her and her suck ass cousin & boyfriend for going along with her on it!
Pathetic right? IDK I am just still so pissed.
~Ninja
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