The Book Of Females

Dick Jesus

So i have a little sister. Her names Zoe and she is crazy.

I found out from her that her and her friend created something called dick jesus.

Apparently they have a tumbler set up and everything for it with over 500 followers...

I've never looked at it because i'm scared to...

After we had a convo. about that she told me how on the last day of 8th grade b4 school let out for this summer she and the same friend that created dick jesus with her both did something crazy.

At the pool party they had the pool was by a park. and her and said friend saw some 7th graders over their enjoying their day at the park as a field trip playing red rover.

Well her and said friend hopped the fence around the pool and ran over their.

And started screaming "our cult for dick jesus!" and started running around with the kids and three one of them that they knew in the center of the pplz playin red rover. then proceeded to chant "hoo haah!"

Yeah i have a crazy little sister...

Oh and she says that they call their followers on tumbler their little dick jesus cult.

Crazy i tell you...

Yeah....

Ah! she apparently has two wattpad accounts! im gonna figure them out cause i am curious to see what kind of story's someone who could create dick jesus would write.

Yeah.... ok well ttyl!

~ Ninja