The Book Of Females

Rum,Whisky, & Boyfriends

Rum & Whisky...

So I spent three days in the mountains. It was one of my BFF's 18th birthday. The "birthday eve" we started drinking.

I started of with half shots of rum cause the last time I drank it ended up with me almost having sex with my other girl BFF... I was 15 then....

Damn tequila...

Anyways after my third drink us girls started to have a conversation that really started to get to me. I couldn't avoid the conversation either and everyone else was already drunk around their fourth glass.

Mind you they were drinking full shots while I was only drinking half. Plus we were drinking them mixed with coke-a-cola...

It was then I decided if I was to continue our little girl chat then I would need stronger drinks.

So I went for the full shots...

The only thing was I had a high alcohol tolerance. So eventually when our conversation ended and the eldest if us went to bed me and the birthday girl moved to the kitchen to join the boys.

Her bf was already drunk as was the other guy and her. I was still sober.

She stopped drinking after three more drinks and her bf after four more. by then half the bottle of rum was gone.

So me and the other guy continued. they all tried to get me drunk. So he and I finished the rum but that only got me tipsy.

So out came the whisky.

He and I split that before i got even remotely drunk enough to not remember how the fuck I ended up on the couch.

Turns out my drinking buddy put us all to bed.

I woke up to see shoes everywhere thanks to my friends bf throwing them all over the place...

Yeah that night was crazy and I can honestly say I don't fucking know what the hell happened after we finished the whisky...

What I do know is I have a larger tolerance than two 18 yr olds and two adults...

And I'm smaller and younger then all of them.

I didn't even wake up with a hangover like they all did! GO ME! ;)

Ok now to the topic of boyfriends...

My eldest little sis got herself a boyfriend. She will start her first year of high school this year.

They have been dating for three months.

She told our nana two weeks after they started dating.

She just told me tonight.

Bitch.

Lucky lucky bitch.

Now I am the only person I know who has no boyfriend...

And why the fuck do people tell me things long after they happen?

One of my friends just told me she was pregnant a WEEK before her second trimester...

Like what the hell?

Ok story time over.

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For Now....

~ Ninja