The Book Of Females

Things Wrong With Disney

Areil The Little Mermaid

1. Young girl goes into dangerous situation for boy she doesn't know.

2. Girl falls in love instantly with said boy and gets into huge argument with daddy over him because he's 'not one of them'.... A form of racism on his part?

3. Girl upset with daddy runs away and follows two strangers to an unknown woman.

4. Unknown woman deals in shady things and promises girl she can be with her "true love" if she gives her voice up.

5. Girl agrees without asking for details.

6. Girl gives scary unknown woman her voice but ends up with legs instead of tail and cannot breath underwater and almost drowns.

6.5. Girl also has days to get boy to kiss her otherwise she becomes that woman's pet/slave.

7. Girl meets boy on land but he doesn't know she is who he is looking for and ends up in sticky situations cause she cant speak.

8. Girl COULD write out what she wants to say but doesn't and instead deals with drama because of it.

9. Scary unknown woman uses girls voice ti sound like her and uses magic to look pretty then puts boy under spell.

10. Girl goes through hell to get to boy before its too late and makes it just in time but drags shit out and is too late.

11. Daddy comes to the rescue and takes girls place.

12. Scary woman tries to kill girl all dramatically but boy comes in and dramatically saves daddy and girl.

13. Daddy lets girl marry boy because she loves him and they live happily ever after.

Why would you suddenly marry a guy you seriously only spoke one word to before you got hitched? All I can say is he must be one hell of a kisser....

MULAN

1. Girls injured daddy is called to serve in army -like an death sentence-

2. Girl takes daddys place even though if the army finds out shes a girl they will kill her because they are Chinese.

3. Girl succeeds in hiding shes a girl an excels at being a soldier.

4. Girl masquerading as a dude becomes friends with general.

5. General gets saved by her in a raid and she gets hurt and they find out shes a woman.

6. Instead of killing her he spared her because she "saved him" and leaves her in the middle of nowhere with no supplies half dressed to die basically.

7. Girl finds out Everyone is in danger and decides to warn them but assholes say because shes a woman she must be wrong.

8. Turns out she was right and instead of shoving it in their faces like she should have she saves the day and goes home a hero worshiped by all.

9. General comes to visit and starts dating her????

Yeah...so he starts dating her after he found out she was a girl and did awesome heroic things after he was a dick to her....

Was he gay? Idk....

CINDERELLA

1. Girls daddy gets married to a woman so she has a mommy but suddenly dies leaving her with a stepmom and two step sisters.

2. Step family are bitches who turned her into a maid/slave.

3. She goes to a ball with help of her fairy godmother, pet dog, and her mice friends.

4. She meets a prince at the ball who suddenly is enchanted withe her and they have one dance together magically falling in love at first sight.

5. Girl leaves suddenly and in her place one GLASS shoe. whom boy sends around to find her by having everyone try on the shoe and whom it fit he would marry.

6. shit happens and they find her and they get married and live happily ever after.

Why have people try on the shoe? more than one person have the same shoe size! Also! Why does she marry him without actually knowing him? He could be terrible and abusive and cheat on her! the point is she DOES NOT KNOW HIM!!! yet she runs of and gets hitched asap...

For now these are all I'm gonna do!