Book 6: Harry Potter Male Reader Insert

Chapter 55: Midnight Clearing

Shameless plug, don't forget to check out the bonus book, three new chapter have been updated there, one about the shed and (Y/n)'s dragon, another from the perspective of Steven and where he went in the middle of the second chapter of the first book, and finally a chapter debuting the mysterious Hermes.

"What's that mate?" (Y/N) asked Harry as he, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny walked into the common room.

"It's from Dumbledore" Harry said not looking up from the scroll of parchment he was unrolling.

(Y/N) opened his mouth to ask Harry a question, when Lavender Brown pushed past him, almost knocking him to the ground.

"WON WON" she cried, jumping into Ron's arms.

"You alright mate?" Harry asked patting him on the back. 

"Yeah" (Y/N) said winching slightly, his body still aching from the poison.

"Here sit down" Harry said helping him over to one of the big comfy chairs near the fire. "How are you feeling?"

"Eh not too bad, poison ain't got shit on me" (Y/N) said proudly, puffing out his chest, a smile on his face that didn't reach his tried, pained eyes. "I could eat poison for breakfast. Don't actually feed me poison guys" He added quickly.

"Do you have any idea how could've done this?" Hermione asked him.

"Dunno maybe Donatello didn't take too kindly to me getting his name wrong" (Y/N) said with a chuckle waving to Dean as he walked by. "Or maybe Dumbledore got scared of my rare unbridled power"

Harry and Hermione chuckled. "You don't suppose it was Voldemort who poisoned you?" Harry asked excitedly.

"No I think it was probably Newt Scamander, he's scared I'll seduce more magical creatures then him" (Y/N) said sarcastically.

"Good to know your sarcasm wasn't affected by the poison then." Harry muttered to himself, shaking his head. "Anyway look at it this way, maybe if Voldemort wanted you dead he put Malfoy up-"

"Oh for god's sake" (Y/N) said rolling his eyes. "Maybe Malfoy wants to kill me because of the uncontainable raw sexual energy I give off whenever I'm around him, you know really perks his wand up." 

"Hear me out (Y/N)" said exasperatedly "Maybe that's who the necklace was for!"

"Well in that case she would've bloody well turned around and gave it to me" (Y/N) said, annoyance creeping into his voice.

"That is true" Hermione added.

"Look listen to this" Harry said, moving forward to the edge of his chair. And he explained to Hermione what he had overhead between Snape and Malfoy.

(Y/N) had already heard Harry's "facts" so he just tuned him out and instead thought about a tiny duck in a cowboy hat.

"(Y/N)?" Harry called to him, pulling him out of his trace.

"Huh? What? Where's the duck?" (Y/N) said almost jumping to his feet.

"Duck? Bloody hell you've lost it" Harry said to him.

"Well Harry." Hermione started tentatively "don't you think he-"

"Was just pretending to offer help?" Harry said cutting her off midsentence, sounding annoyed. "That's what Ron's dad and Lupin thought."

"And me" (Y/N) added in. "There's no bloody way little baby Malfoy has the independence to do any of this without the help of his dad, I mean who's going to give him his bottle?"

"Look you can't deny that this proves Malfoy is plotting something" Harry said, the annoyance now clear in his voice.

"Well no..." Hermione told Harry slowly.