Book 6: Harry Potter Male Reader Insert

Chapter 61: Birthday in the Hospital

"So all in all not one of Ron's best birthdays?" Fred asked.

"Well I mean could be worse" (Y/n) said "at least there's no brain damage. Although I guess you can't damage what you never had."

This at least got a small chuckle out of the twins. It was the evening, moon light dimly illuminating the quiet hospital wing.

A small lamp bathed the group in a warm golden light as they huddled around the foot of Ron's bed.

Ginny and Harry were huddled on one side, Hermione and (Y/n) on the other, with Fred and George in the middle.

"Not exactly how we pictured giving him his gift eh?" Fred said breaking the silence, placing a wrapped box onto the bed side table next to the lamp.

"Yeah there was more snow, and less... sadness" George added.

"More snowballs to the head" Fred continued.

"And only slightly less poison" (Y/n) chimed in.

"We we're going to give it to him at Hogsmead" Fred explained.

"You we're at Hogsmead?" Ginny questioned them. "How come?"

"We were thinking of buying Zonko's" Fred said causally.

"Yeah cuz obviously we all buy stores in our spare time" (Y/n) said to the twins sarcastically.

"Sod off" George said to (Y/n) making a rude hand gesture to him, to which he returned an equally rude one.

"Take it all in boys, first ones free. Then I start charging ya" He said flipping them off with his other hand.

"A Hogsmead branch" Fred continued ignoring (Y/n). "But a fat load of good that'll do if you lot can't even buy our stuff... but that doesn't matter anymore" Fred finished, magicing up a chair for him and George.

"How exactly did this happen again?" George asked Harry and (Y/n) taking his seat.

The two of them just looked at each other, having already told and retold, and retold the story hat felt like a hundred times.

"So then I wrestled the twelve death eaters and Voldemort himself all with only one arm, remember my other one was stolen by the chimera, and" (Y/n) explained to them.

"So then after I beat them all up the giant rammed through the wall, and well at that point I had had enough so hexed it and it collapsed onto the ground!" (Y/n) finished triumphantly, sitting back down exhausted after having mimed out the entire thing.

"Alright... so what actually happened Harry?" Fred asked turning to Harry.

"So Romilda gave these chocolate frogs laced with your love potion and Ron thought they were a five for him." Harry told them.
"Yeah he really can't say no to food can he?" (Y/n) added.

"So we took him to Slughorn's to make an antidote"

"Not that we needed to, I had the antidote all sorted"

"And was since it was Ron's birthday Slughorn offered us a drink."

"Gotta love that guy giving students alcohol, he's good in my book.... even though he let this happen to Ron"

"Basically someone poisoned a bottle of mead, and gave it Slughorn who gave it to us, which Ron drank. And then I shoved a bezoar down his throat." Harry told them.

"Luck there was a bezoar in the room" Fred said to Harry.

"And that you guys thought of using it" George added.