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Chapter 33: May these grievous traps begone
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You and Momo have been walking almost five minutes to her camp, which she called base.
There were unwelcome traps in every spot and Momo have to remind you to be careful, as she should.
"Wow... you build this yourself?" You observe her camp. A rather simple polarize tent that provides protection against rain, and cold.
Momo manages to set three kinds of tents.
There is small, medium, and average sized all connected together. It must've taken a lot of time to process this, somehow you had grew some respect for a keen woman like her.
The tents have a metal top as a roof that stood against thunder, and explosive devices.
"It's not that much though," Momo humbly says, and ushered you to a campfire located at the center amongst the tents.
You could never build a tent as decent as hers. Not even during your school field trip, you can't even open your own automatic tent.
This is beyond a work of an architect person.
"Sit here, you can smell it coming, don't you?" Momo sat on the log, which she used it as a chair.
You sat beside her, feeling warmer from the fire's heat. Momo puts a cooking pot over it.
"Momo, you might even survive in the jungle,"
"Thanks to Tzuyu for giving me punishments every day, I've become a survivalist,"
"A fearsome mentor..." You mumble.
"She's not actually a ninja herself, she's just a post woman that delivers message!"
"Postwoman?"
"That's what she used to be now I miss seeing titties and big butts," Momo says.
You are quite speechless.
"Ohh, I mean... what do they call it...? S-some some erh..." Momo thinks harder to recall the right word.
"Thighs and chest?"
ーThis girl is suspicious... there's no way she wouldn't know what she's saying.
"Ah! Kids and beds!"
Now that sounds weirder! That's far off from what she just said!
"I love kids! They're cute, noisy and they can be easily deceived!" Momo explains.
"That's true..." You don't love children.
"Don't you feel like laying down when you see a bed in front of you?" Momo squeals.
"Bed is amazing,"
"How good are you in bed, Y/N?"
ーWh-what's with that extreme expression on her face? And what does she meant by that? I need help... this woman's dangerous!
"I'm so good in bed, you'll be surprised! Want to do it with me someday?"
ーSAY WHAT?!
"H-hold on! Did you really said that to me?"
"I'm pretty sure I didn't say it wrong this time. What's wrong?"
"It sounds wrong..! By good in bed, what did you mean by that? Explain it to me,"
"I meant I can sleep for so many days! That's what I meant by good,"
"Oh." You stopped breathing.
"Did I... make you turn on?" Momo smirks.
