The Prince and his Guard

I called it!

I was brushing my hair in the bathroom while Teddy was finishing his moisturising.
"I feel like Emil has pranked you before." He stated.
"Many times. Thankfully he hasn't pranked me at all while we've been in America. Which is a breath of fresh air."
"I've got an idea, and I think you will enjoy it." He told as I began to put my hair up.
"Mind sharing?"
He explained the plan he had in great detail and I nodded along with it and thought the pros and cons of this agreement.
"And you are sure this will work?"
"Positive. I'm sure I can trust you not to tell them about this plan."
"You can. Emil is still unaware that it was my brother who put a moose in his bed."
"How did he manage that?"
"I have no idea. Only me and Tatiana know it was Alexander."
"So you in?"
"I agree to your terms." I told making us shake hands.
"This year is going to be different."
"It most certainly is."
We finished what we needed to in the bathroom and made our way to his room. Once we walked in we instantly saw Regina and Emil acting weird. Teddy stopped and got concerned at what the two have done.
"What are you guys up to?" Teddy asked
They gave a shrug and tried to act like nothing was going on making me look around out of suspicion.
"Did you mess with my robot? I told you, this was off-limits." He told as he rushed over to see it be in perfect condition.
"Honey, we would never touch your project." Regina stated as Emil shook his head a no before she continued. "But just to be safe, why don't you send it in so you don't over-tinker?"
"Yeah, maybe you're right. Although, now that I look at it, maybe the torso plate should be off-white instead of chalk-white."
"That would look lovely." I told earning a look from Regina and Emil.
"I dunno, I'll tinker with it after school."
He grabbed his bag off the table and it instantly fell to the floor as Regina grabbed ahold of Emils waist to stop them from falling over to the ground in laughter.
'They've messed with his bag.'
"Let me guess. A bowling ball?"
Regina continued to laugh as Emil was able to compose.
'They didn't?!'
"Teddy maybe you should....." I was cut off when Teddy reaches into his bag only for him to come up empty handed with a bunch of whipped cream on his hands and arms.
"With whipped cream on top!" Emil shouted before him and Regina began to laugh more.
"April fools!" Regina shouted.
"Seriously?! What's so fun about seeing a guy covered in whipped cream?!"
"My mother would be very upset on how the food was wasted." I stated only for the two to brush it off.
"Well, for one thing, you went in with both arms."
"I mean, who does that?" Regina asked as they continued to laugh and she began to act out when Teddy fell for the prank.
Me and Teddy stood there with an annoyed look as they continued to laugh.
"Looks like you got a little on your cheek there." Emil told as he pointed to where he was talking about, which caused me to try and stop him.
"What? No, I don't, what are you gu...." Teddys began before cutting himself off when he wiped his face and realised what happened.
"Now you do!" Regina shouted
"Sucka!" Emil shouted after her.
They continued to laugh as Teddy let out a groan and walked out of the room.
"Helping is such good fun." Emil said with a big smile on his face.
"We are good people." Regina said after him.
I went over to my bag but when I picked it up some fire crackers went off causing me to scream. The two laughed more making me glare at Emil before I grabbed my bag again and stormed out of the house and walk with Teddy.
"You also got pranked?"
"Fire crackers." I stated making him pat my shoulder as we continued to walk before Emil rushed after us.
"You guys did not wait for me. Classic prank." He said with a smile as he placed his arm over my shoulders.
I didn't say anything but shrugged his arm off of me, which I knew Emil would get the hint that I was not happy with him.

We walked into the school and saw the students run around as it was a complete mess. I looked at Emil to see a smile that didn't dare to leave his face.
'This will go either one of two ways.'
"Who knew heaven was a poorly supervised public school?" He asked
"I believe schools shouldn't be poorly supervised. Anything could go wrong from that." I stated.
"Oh, man. It's even worse than last year. I'm gonna go hide out in the computer lab."
"Check for booby traps!" I shouted as he ran off.
Emil made his way over to see why everyone was clapping and I followed as well due to it being my job.
"Thank you. I call it 'football player on the wall.'" Braughner told before walking off which made Emil more excited.
"I hope somebody pranks me today."
"Yes because that's what everyone wants." I told as we made our way to our lockers.
I was by his side when someone went to throw an egg at him. He went to embrace the egg as I rolled my eyes and moved behind him to not get any eggs on me, only for the egg to get caught by Joosep.
"I was correct. Any one can just walk in." I told as I moved back to join Emil's side.
"Ha! Nice try, student. But I eat eggs like this for breakfast." He told before he began to swallow the egg while it was still in the shell.
My jaw dropped as I watch him do it and I could tell it caused him some pain and makes him choke a little before he is able to speak again.
"My god. I was correcting. He swallowed an egg while it was still in his shell."
"I mean, not quite like that." He told as he hit his chest a few times before me and Emil pulled him away from people before we spoke.
"Joosep, I was about to be pranked. And it was gonna be vic... no, it only works when Teddy does it."
"It is an egg hitting you. That is not a 'vicious prank' like you had hoped for, Emil."
"Your highness, cousin, I'm vowed to protect you both from all threats, be they physical, psychological, or... cholesterol." He said as he grimaced from the pain and hit his chest again.
"How are we related?" I quietly questioned as I pinched the bridge of my nose.
"Well, do it from a distance. You look suspicious." Emil told before we run off to our lockers and then class.
"I assure you no one will ever question my presence here." He shouted out but we only pretended like we didn't know him.
"He worries me a lot."
"Yeah I feel the same way about him." He told
'This is not going to be a good day.'