The Prince and his Guard

Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice shame on me.

(Emil p.o.v)

Anna has ended up becoming more protective of me due to me wanting to talk to Spitzak. Before we entered the school I quickly grabbed her hand and pulled her back to me, causing her to spin around so we were facing one another.
"Anna. It will be ok. Just relax."
"Relax? Emil you want to talk to a scammer for money back, I will not relax."
"It will be ok. I promise." I told.
"Of course. I have to listen to listen to your wishes." She told before we walked in.
She ended up seeing a teacher she needed to ask about for few of the questions on homework she didn't know how to properly answer, and I saw Mr.Spitzak working on his motorbike.
"Excuse me, mr.Spitzak." I spoke once I neared him.
"Hey, if it isn't Phillipe Kincaid."
"It is not. Mr.Spitzak, there was a problem with the front of the line pass you sold me yesterday. Specifically, it did not work. I would like to have my $20 back, please." I told
"Oh, of course." He said before he begin to pat his pockets only to stop. "Shoot. I just gave all my cash to feed deaf penguins."
"I hear that. I just wish those poor penguins could."
"But you know what? I've got a hundred llama bucks you can spend at the school store."
"A hundred? For 20? And to think, my friend Teddy said you were a bully con artist who was pure evil and my friend Anna says you are a scammer." I told as we made the trade.
"Teddy Jackson said that? I haven't seen old TJ in awhile. And I haven't introduce myself to Anna yet. Maybe it's about time we reconnect and get to know one another."
'I don't like him calling her Anna. Only I call her that.'
"You know, I think that would be really good for them." I told before shrieking as I ran over to the llama store to cash my llama bucks in.
'This is so exciting! Maybe I can get a gift for Anna.'
"Welcome to the Spirit stand, where spirit is for sale. I'm Susie. Want a sweatshirt? Scarf? School sticker?" She asked as she stuttered causing spit to go everywhere.
"I would definitely want an umbrella."
"Sadly we are sold out. A shipment is coming in later this week." She told causing more spit to go everywhere, before Anna came over.
"Emil. Please tell me when you are going off like this. You know I don't like not knowing your whereabouts." She told.
"Sorry. But I'm buying something from the spirit stand."
"Sound fun. Probably should start buying something then."
"Oh yes. I will take a sweatshirt, a root beer koozie, and I definitely want the llama lawn chair." I told making her put all the numbers together into the calculator.
"That will be...66,000 llama bucks." She told as she looked up at me.
"66,000?"
"Did I stutter?"
"Well what can I get for a hundred llama bucks?" I asked
"Anything from this box." She told not having her smile return as she pointed to the box.
"That's a sad box." Anna stated.
"A Penny?"
"Oh. That shouldn't be in there." She told before grabbing the penny and moving it to the tub labeled 500 llama bucks.
I grabbed the llama figure puppet and looked at it in disbelief on what happened.
"I just traded 20 dollars for a finger llama?"
"What do you mean traded?" Anna questioned before we heard a motor to start.
"Enjoy the puppet, dill-rod!" Spitzak shouted as he drove past, hitting me with the towel making me scream.
"Vice principal Chipler, did you not see what he...."
"Nobody likes a narc, Kincaid."
"And nobody likes their teeth being punched in!" Anna exclaimed towards him as I also became mad at being made a fool of again.