A swing and... a flying cart?

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We were standing on top of the ramp with Emil wearing his helmet now. I was standing next to Emil and we looked down the ramp together to look at the pig on a stick.
"Now consider that piggy spanked!" He exclaimed.
"You know you're never gonna make it." Teddy informed.
"Why not?"
"Your cart's too light. It's pretty simple physics. Momentum is mass times velocity and...you don't have mass."
"He is correct on that. You need a bit more mass on the cart to succeed." I added
"Teddy, you are a genius!"
'Wow. That stings a bit.'
"I know."
"With that brain of yours, you could be a Piggy Spanking Champion!"
"Because that's something I really need on my application to MIT." He informed with sarcasm in his voice.
"Oh I would not have said that." I stated as Emil got excited.
"It is? Wonderful!" He said as he pulled Teddy in.
Before I knew it he pulled me into the cart as well so Teddy was sitting next to him on his right and I was on his left side. I quickly tried to get out only for Emil to wrap his arm around my waist as he began to slowly move forwards.
"Emil what are you doing?!"
"Teddy said he needed this, so I figured you should come down with us."
"Wait no! I was being sarcastic!" Teddy exclaimed.
"Maxemil if we both die from this contraption you have made, I will personally kill you in the afterlife." I told before we got to the edge at the top.
"We've got a trio of riders going down! Crazy!"
'Please don't let us die on this!'
Teddy began to scream as we went down and I pushed myself into Emil's side more to help add to the weight. When the cart left the ramp we went flying into the air and Teddy grabbed ahold of the pig as me and Emil went straight into the water.
'Oh thank god I'm not dead.... Emil!'
I quickly swam to the surface and began to look around to see where Emil was, only to find Teddy but not Emil.
'Oh god where is he?!'
"Emil?! Teddy have you seen where Emil is?"
"Anna I am right here." He said behind me.
I turned around and saw Emil and his goofy smile, making me push his shoulder at the freight he gave me.
"Do not ever scare me like that again. I was worried sick about you."
"I am sorry Anna. I did not mean to scare you like that. Come one let's head back to shore."
We swam back and met up with Teddy who was still holding the piñata pig for some unknown reason. As we passed people they were giving us high-fiving and clapping our shoulders. Once the crowd left us Teddy threw the pig onto the ground and turned around to us, looking quite annoyed.
"What were you thinking? You could've kill us!" Teddy exclaimed.
"But it did not kill us." I stated only for him to not stop being annoyed.
"That was awesome, Teddy!" Sydney shouted as she ran up to us.
"Wait you remember my name? I mean cool. Thanks Sydney, I am Teddy...what's your name?" He said making my face palm.
"Sydney? You literally just said it like four seconds ago."
"You know it."
'Oh my, his IQ goes really down around her it seems.'
"So what are you guys doing next weekend? Chad said he's having a pool party, so I think I'm gonna be telling my parents I'm going to the library again." She explained.
"Oh cool! I love the library."
"What he means is..we would love to go to the party with you. All three of us." Emil told.
"If Emil is going then I will go. Besides I've always wanted to see a pool party and if they are like they are in the movies Emil showed me." I stated making Emil smile.
"Awesome. I'll see you guys later!" She said before rushing off to probably get home.
"Aces." Teddy said shooting finger guns at her.
"Did you say Aces?" Emil asked
"Yeah, I did. Don't ruin this for me." He said.
"I do not think that is physically impossible, Teddy." I stated making Emil nod in agreement with me.
I felt like there was someone staring at us, so we all turned around to see the McCrary twins as I was told that was what their names were making us all jump.
'That felt like something in a horror movie.'
"Teddy Jackson."
"You two promised a scoop and you better deliver. Yeah what's the big news about Emil and Anastasia?" They asked making me and Emil look at Teddy with Emil's face showing heartbroken while mine showed worried that he would actually reveal our secret.
"Oh...uh...the big news on Emil is that...." he began before looking at Emil and then me, before his attention went back to the twins. "....he built the winning piggy spank cart."
Once those words reached my ears I gave a smile and a sigh of relief as Emil got really excited from it.
"I did. I did do that!"
"That's it?!" One of them asked in disbelief.
"That's all?!" The other added
"That's no scoop."
"Something here doesn't add up." They said as they began to circle around Teddy.
As they began to circle him me and Emil took a step back and he grabbed my hand to make sure I was by his side.
'Do not worry Emil. I'm not going anywhere.'
"Your nose is twitchy."
"Your eyes are bugging."
"And that cute little vein in your neck is pounding like a base drum." The second one told making me pull a confused look.
"It's gross but she likes it."
"I think you did find something dirty on Emil and Anastasia and you're keeping it to yourself." The second one informed making the first one speak up again.
"And we are going to find out what it is."
They began to walk off doing a 'we are watching' motion with their hands and walked off, avoiding hitting me and Emil some how.
"Thank you for not telling them that I am a prince and that Anna is my guard, Teddy. And do not worry. I promise to move out as soon as we get home...We do not really have anywhere to sleep, but I hear the bus station has benches." He said before he began walking away making me follow after him.
"Emil wait!" Teddy called having him run back with a hopeful look as I moved back towards them.
'Maybe he won't kick us out.'
"The bus station is that way." He said pointing in the other direction.
'It seems I was wrong.'
"I'm just messing with you. You don't have to move out. I mean, you're the reason I talked to Sydney Quinn."
"Really?! You were messing with me? Oh that is such a Daryl move!"
"Thank you Teddy, for allowing us to stay in your home. It truely means a lot."
"You can stay, but I have some conditions. Don't touch my stuff, respect the year of Teddy, and one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Turkey tap!" Teddy exclaimed as he hit Emil in the groin.
"Yeah, oh...oh wonderful. We're going to be such great friends. Ow." He said as he doubled over.
'This is definitely going to be a interesting year.'
I helped Emil up with Teddy's help and we made our way over to the stairs where there was towels that I brought for Emil to use.
"Ann why do you have so many towels?"
"Better to be over prepared then under prepared."
"Anna is absolutely wonderful isn't she?" Emil asked making Teddy pull his thinking face as he looked between the two of us before just going back to drying himself.
We ended up joining with Braughner and began to talk to her and I couldn't help but smile at everything.
'I'm so glad I had came on this trip.'

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