The Prince and his Guard

Stop wasting food.

The last class I had before lunch was with both Teddy and Emil, but Emil had rushed off to go to the bathroom so I was left holding his bag. It wasn't as boring since Teddy was acting like his paranoid self. Teddy began to walk out of class before pulling back and checked to see if there were any traps. Once he knew it was clear he made his way out with me following.
"Alright Teddy, you made it to lunch. Another 12 hours, and you're in the clear."
"May I suggest not talking to your self in the third person, you avoid sounding like a lunatic?" I questioned.
"Yeah you're probably correct." He told as he began to unlock his locker.
When he finally opened his locker, he revealed it was full of Jello. He closed it and I turned my head to see Emil pop up from around the corner.
"Jello, Teddy and Anna!" He told as he walked to stand in front of us. "Do you get it? Because that is called 'jello' and a common greeting is 'hello'."
'Of course this is Emil's doing.'
"Let me explain further, when you take....."
"I get it! Anna gets it! We both get the joke Emil! You know what? I tried to be the bigger man, but I'm gonna get you back. You and my mom."
"Emil is taller then you.... They both are." I began to state only for Teddy to quickly jump in.
"Anna it's a saying."
"Oh, right."
"Oh fun!"
"No, no fun! It's going to be vicious!"
"You're so good at that."
"You poke the bear, you get the paws." He told
Emil and me smiled at his mistake which made him realise it.
"I mean the claws! You're gonna get the claws!" He told before growling.
"Truely terrifying, Teddy." I stated. "I'm going to go collect my lunch and hopefully not be associated with what ever this is."
"Oh hooray! The Teddy bear is on the prowl!" Emil exclaimed before following after me.
I opened my locker only for several party poppers went off causing me to scream again from shock, and it caused Emil to laugh.
"Emil!"
"You just got pranked." He told and I just held an annoyed look.
"You are unbelievable." I told as I grabbed my food before slamming my locker shut, before I left for lunch.

The end of the day arrived quicker then I could have hoped for, thankfully. When the bell rang I began to make my way out with Emil following after me. Of course, we sadly could not reach the front of the door due to my bumbling cousin.
"Your highness. Cousin."
"Joosep we have been over this. This is not on the down low." I whispered to him.
"Right. Well, exciting news. To help me blend in as janitor here. I have purchased a new car."
"What now?" I questioned.
"Wait, you are a janitor now?"
"Yes, yes, please keep up. My sensible new automobile is parked right outside. Have a look." He told as he walked us over to the door to see a very flashy car.
"Is it behind that ridiculous corvette?" Emil asked
"Please tell me you did not buy the corvette." I stated.
"It is the ridiculous corvette."
Our eyes went wide as we turned to him giving him worried looks.
"Joosep! That is far too flashy. You must return it before you blow our cover and get us all sent home."
"Why, the hell would you have brought this thinking it would make sense?!" I questioned.
"Of course my apologies sir and cousin. I shall return it before anyone notices."
"We don't know you!" We both shouted.
As we continued to walk home Emil kept scaring me which just made me more mad every time he did it, and I was getting close to my snapping point.