Me: HOLY MOLY! We're getting another baby here!
Bruce: I already called an ambulance, so it should here in a few minutes.
(*An ambulance pulls into the driveway*)
Me: *checks phone* Wow! Perfect timing!
Paul: Alright, people! Let's get going!
Suzy: *groans loudly painfully*
(*The ambulance crew help carry Suzy on a stretcher to be put into the ambulance*)
Eric Carr: Can I go with her? Please...I'm the father!
Ambulance crew member: Hop in!
Ace: *points his thumb backwards to teleports the rest of us the Kiss limo*
Paul: To the hospital!
Tommy: Away!
(*In just ten minutes, we all arrive at the hospital just as the ambulance pulls up into emergency room parking lot*)
Everyone: *jumps out of the limo*
Eric Singer: We're her close friends! Let us in!
Nurse: Sir, I don't think—
Eric Carr: OH FOR GOSH DARN SAKE, JUST LET US IN ALREADY! *his eyes glow orange*
Nurse: O-okay...right this way everyone.
(*The nurses and doctors lead us to the delivery room where Suzy is about to give birth*)
Suzy: *breathes in and out*
Eric Carr: *holds Suzy's hand and wince when Suzy squeezes it hard*
Doctor: Okay, let's do this.
(*The doctors and nurses all put on reusable gloves and surgical masks for protection against germs and bacteria*)
Nurse: You guys better put on a mask too.
Gene: Yes we should.
Me, the girls, (except for Suzy) and the other guys: *all put on a mask*
Nurse: Okay Suzy, start pushing as much as you can.
Suzy: *groans and pushes as much as she can* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(*A baby's cry can be heard*)
Eric Singer: There she is!
Paul: Aww...she's beautiful.
Doctor: *carefully hold the baby while washing it in the sink*
Nurse: *takes the baby from the doctor and wraps it up a pink blanket* Congratulations
Doctor: You two have a beautiful baby girl.
Suzy: *slowly takes the baby from the doctor* Awww...She's so cute, isn't she my foxy?
Eric Carr: *wipes the tears of joy with the side of his hand* Yes she is.
Vinnie: Well, will you look at that. She's half fox.
Suzy: Ooh! She IS half fox. *pets the baby's fox ears gently and she snuggles deeper into Suzy's chest*
(*At that moment, Michael Jackson and his three children came in to see the new baby*)
Michael: Hi! *waves at everyone*
Me: Hey Applehead! You're just in time.
Eric Carr: *is smiling lovingly at the new baby* Yeah, and she's half fox.
Michael Jackson: Aww...*gently touches the baby's head* She's so sweet.
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (31)
HumorThe THIRTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.