(*It's only been a few weeks, and the host was already showing signs of her pregnancy*)
Me: *is sitting next to Dixie the fox while watching a show called Bones*
Vixen91: How are you feeling Emily?
Me: Yesterday, Vinnie thought it was a good idea to take me out in my animal form to see a veterinarian for an ultrasound.
Eric Carr: That's silly!
Me: I agree!
Vinnie: *comes into the living room with a book called Parenting 101* Well, you're kind of half-cat...
Me: *frowns* No I'm not.
Vinnie: Yes you are. Your kissterian form is a black cat.
Me: *is starting to feel frustrated* 😤 NO I AM NOT!
Dixie the fox: *jumps with a startle*
Vinnie: Baby, please don't raise your voice at me.
Me: *my eyes are glowing a hot pink color*
Vinnie: Oh my God. *backs a few feet away from me* What's going on with my mate?
(*At that moment, Paul and the present-day Kiss members arrive at the spare building*)
Paul: Whoa! My connection is really hyped up today!
Eric Singer: Mine too!
Tommy: Same here.
Gene: Same here.
Vinnie: Um...guys? Something is wrong with Emily.
Eric Carr: And she even yelled at Vinnie!
Paul: It's probably her hormones acting up because she's pregnant.
Me: *glares at Vinnie and then switches to my animal form and chases him with sharp claws while growling and snarling*
Ace: Oh crud!
Eric Singer: Watch out Vinnie!
Vinnie: *fearfully makes a golden force field with his KISSterian powers* Somebody please tell me how to calm her down before she eats me alive.
Vixen91: She won't eat you.
Me: *swats my paw at Peter when he tries to grab me*
Peter: Yikes! Someone's a little cranky.
Paul: *uses the power of KISSteria to see inside me through the eye* It seems like Emily is having one of those mood swings.
Vinnie: Please tell me that it's only temporary.
Paul: She'll calm down when she tires herself out.
(*After a while, the host feels better and she isn't in a bad mood anymore*)
Me: *meows sadly* 😿 (I'm sorry Vinnie!) *gently paws at Vinnie's golden force field*
Vinnie: *makes his force field disappear* It's okay, love. You were just having a mood swing.
(*Vinnie picks the host up in her animal form and holds her in his arms, then sits down on the sofa*)
Me: *nuzzles Vinnie's cheek and begins purring* 😽
Vinnie: *chuckles* Aww, you're so sweet baby.
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (31)
HumorThe THIRTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
