Me: Hey you knuckleheads! I've got a surprise for you!
Eric Carr: *is swishing fluffy fox his tail excitedly* Ooh...what is it? Tell us!
Me: *claps hands and then (*POOF!*) the entire spare building is decorated for Halloween*
Paul: Wow! This is incredible!
Gene: *is looking around for all the horror movie themed decorations* Quick question, why isn't there any horror movie decorations?
Me: Two reasons. Because one, the Ankh Warrior is terrified of anything to do with horror movies and the characters. And two, I didn't want to scare Baby Gia with all that spooky stuff, along with Suzy and the Fox's little one.
Vinnie: That was a good idea Emily, because I don't think I'd forget about all the horror movie stuff if there was any.
Me: Yeah, and there's plenty of things for all us to do, including the little ones.
KellerSinger18: And don't forget babe, we have to take Gia out for trick or treating.
Eric Singer: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that.
Eric Carr: What's the kitten gonna be for her first Halloween?
KellerSinger18: Well, me and Gia went out for a girl's day and while we were doing that, I took her shopping so she could pick out her Halloween costume.
Eric Carr: *switches to his fox form and sniffs around in KellerSinger18's shopping bag* *yips* (Ooh...what's this?) *grabs onto the shopping bag, picking it up in his mouth and takes it to Eric Singer*
Eric Singer: Thanks a lot.
(*Everyone laughs at how the second Catman was being*)
Vinnie: Aww! It's a...um...what is it?
Me: I know what it is! It's a Boohbah costume!
Tommy: A what now?
Me: If you guys haven't watched that show before you watched Teletubbies, then you're living in a different time period.
Peter: Could say that again in English?
Me: *laughs* Yes I can, you silly drummer! Boohbah is a British television show that was made by the same makers from Teletubbies.
Vinnie: *looks at the package that has Baby Gia's costume inside* Oh okay...I think I understand now.
(*Baby Gia's very first Halloween costume*)
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(*Ignore the model*)
Me: Well then, let's get this Halloween party started!Paul: Okay! *turns on some Halloween music*
(*Meanwhile, Suzy is hiding from Eric Carr while wearing the Fox's Kiss makeup, the Fox's Kiss costume, and some fake vampire fangs*)
Suzy: *whispers* Now, time to scare the mess outta my pipsqueak...*giggles quietly*
Me: *is dancing in the middle of the living room to the beat of the Halloween music that was playing on the boom box* Yeah! 💃
Vinnie: *chuckles* You're so silly Emily...
Me: Not as goofy as you are when you make those voice impressions of Gene.
Paul, Peter, Ace, Tommy, and Eric Singer: 😂😂😂😂😂
Gene: *grins mischievous* Very funny Emily.
Eric Carr: *is in his fox form chasing Bruce in his animal form*
Bruce: *barks* (You can't catch me!) 🐶 😛
Eric Carr: *yips* (Oh, yes I can!) 🦊😜
Me: *giggles while recording the scene of the Fox and the Dog chasing each other with my phone* Silly fox! 😆
(*Out of nowhere, the lights turned off by themselves and everyone stopped what they were doing*)
Peter: Oh Lord...*switches to his cat form and hides behind Ace*
Eric Singer: What's happening now? *also switches to his cat form and hides behind Tommy*
Suzy: *sneaks up from behind the Fox* BOOOOOOOO!!!! 👻
Eric Carr: AHHHHH! A MONSTER! 😱 *rushes out the back door in his fox form, jumping through the doggie door as he did so*
Vinnie: *quickly switches to his animal form, which is an Egyptian banded cobra, and quickly slithers away to find a safe place to hide when no one was looking* (Hiss!)
Suzy: HAHAHA! I got ya sooo good! 😂
Tommy: Wait a minute...you planned this?!
Suzy: Yep! I did it all by myself.
Me: You really gave us all fright! Well played Suzy. Well played. 😏
(*Me and Suzy both do a high-five*)
Ace: Um...does anyone have the slightest idea where Vinnie and the Fox ran off to?
Me: Huh? *looks around to find that Vinnie is not where he was standing before*
Paul: *looks underneath the furniture and even the curtains*
Me: Vinnie must have slithered away in his animal form when he got spooked by Suzy.
Suzy: *giggles* Aw, but it was so funny! *takes off the fake vampire fangs*
Me: Maybe he's hiding in a place where most snakes like to be in.
Eric Singer: Let's check outside. Maybe the Fox is hiding in the fox den.
(*Everyone goes outside the backyard*)
(*Gene Simmons looks underneath the fox den while holding a flashlight and then sees the Fox curled up into a ball, shaking and whimpering in fear*)
(*Vinnie is in his snake form, and he's fiercely protecting the frightened fox*)
Vinnie: *hisses* (Back off!) *and then kicks dirt at Gene's face with his tail*
Gene: Argh! 😖 *wipes the dirt away*
Suzy: I can smell him! *looks underneath the fox den* There you are, you foxy little rascal.
Eric Carr: *whimpers and yips sadly* (You scared me so much, my vixen!) (Please don't do that anymore) (Eric has had enough of spooky scary noises*)
Suzy: Okay, I won't scare you too much next time.
(*Suzy switches to her fox form, crawls underneath into the fox den, and leads Eric Carr outside so he can get warm*)
Me: *switches to my cat form and gently picks up Vinnie in my mouth and carries him inside the spare building so he could also get warm* Ohh Vinnie...you're shaking.
Vinnie: *slithers down to the floor and then curls up underneath an Egyptian-themed blanket that Emily had set up for him*
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (31)
HumorThe THIRTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.