Me: *is walking around the city at night with my black cat-shaped purse*
(*A tall woman with long black hair and wearing a white surgical mask approached the host*)
Me: Huh? *turns around and does not recognize the woman*
Kuchisake-Onna: Am I...pretty?
Me: Um...yes.
Kuchisake-Onna: *removes her white surgical to reveal that her mouth is slit open from ear to ear* How about...now?
Me: 😨 *throws some candy at the Slit Mouth Woman, and then switches to my Teke Teke form and quickly crawls away*
Kuchisake-Onna: *tilts her head to the side in confusion and then disappears into thin air*
(*The host sees some schoolgirls walking home and they were wearing red neckties on their uniforms*)
Girl #1: OMG! What is that over there?!
Me: *slowly crawls towards the schoolgirl and then shows them that I have no lower torso*
(*The schoolgirls scream as I quickly crawl towards them and then I jump up and slice one of them in half*)
Girl #2 and #3: *both scream bloody murder*
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (31)
HumorThe THIRTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
