Me: *walks into the nearest bathroom* It's bath time Vinnie!
KellerSinger18: Emily, you've still got vomit all over you.
Me: *giggles as I turn on the bath water* I know! Vinnie doesn't like being dragged around like a ragdoll by a fox who thought it was a game.
Suzy: *giggles* Poor ole' Vinnie!
Vinnie: *hisses in protest* (I'm not that old!)
KellerSinger18: We know!
Suzy: I was just messing with ya! To make it up, I'll go get some toys for you to play with in the bathtub.
Me: Ooh! I know something that Vinnie can play with!
Suzy: Oooh...please tell me!
Me: *giggles and then whispers* Go in Gene's bedroom and find that rubber duck that was made after him.
KellerSinger18: *giggles while whispering* I didn't know that Chaim Weiz had custom-made rubber ducky.
Suzy: *whispers* Well, I better get going before Gene comes back from rehearsal with Eric, Paul, and Tommy.
(*This is the Gene Simmons rubber duck I was talking about*)
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️(*Fifteen minutes later...*)
Suzy: I'm back! *closes the bathroom door and then locks it so that none of the other Kiss guys can bother us*
KellerSinger18: Aww! You found the Gene Simmons rubber ducky! *giggles as she carefully places it into the bathtub*
Me: Okay Vinnie! Time to go into the bath tub! *sticks my hand into the water to let Vinnie slither down, and he gets into the bathtub*
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SPLASH!
💦💦💦💦💦Suzy: Whoa! *shields her face to avoid getting wet*
Vinnie: *slithers around the water, and then began to relax*
KellerSinger18: What's that awful smell?
Me: It's just Vinnie. He defecates in the bathtub because it helps his body relax.
Suzy and KellerSinger18: Eww!
Me: *laughs* He's not gonna get dirty. I'll clean the bathtub when he gets done with Lysol disinfecting spray and cleaning wipes.
(*After Vinnie was finished taking a bath in his snake form...*)
Gene: HEY! Who took my limited edition rubber duck?
Ace: You have a rubber duck...*covers his mouth to avoid laughing* 😂
Peter: In your bedroom?! 😹
(*Both Ace and Peter are rolling on the floor with heavy laughter*)
Paul: *teleports into the living room after he just took a shower* Hey people!
Eric Carr: Hiya Paul! *is holding my new pet snake as it slithers around his arms*
Bruce: Is that Emily's new pet snake?
Paul: Yep, I was the first one to meet him when Emily snuck into my room early in the morning.
Tommy: But isn't he a milk snake? I've heard that they're not very friendly.
Me: *teleports to the living room with Suzy, Eli, KellerSinger18, and Vixen91 in a hot pink aurora* Hi guys!
Eric Carr: Hey Emily! How's Vinnie doing?
Me: He's doing great! I just gave him a bath in his snake form. Wanna see him?
Eric Carr: Sure, why not?
Me: *sticks out my arm and Vinnie lets slither across my arm all the way down towards Eric Carr*
Eric Carr: *gently pets Vinnie* Hey Vinnie, you're lookin good, man!
Me: He does look good because I had to help him shed his old skin off so we can all see the new skin that's underneath.
Vixen91: And this is my new pet white wolf. Meet Casper everyone!
All of Kiss: Hi Casper!
Vinnie: *hisses while waving hello to Casper with his snake tail* (Nice to meet you Casper!)
Casper the white wolf: *goes around to sniff everyone else's scent to get to know them*
Me: And the rest of you knuckleheads haven't met my new pet hognose snake. Don't worry about his colors. He's not venomous.
Tommy: So, he's not a milk snake?
Me: Nope! 😁 He's just got the same colors as a milk snake. I saw him in a pet store one day and the way he was looking at me made me realize that we were meant to be best friends
All the girls: Aww!
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Truth or Dare With Kiss (31)
HumorThe THIRTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.