Me: Alright! Now, that my hair, makeup, and outfit is complete, it's time to show the girls! (*The host's outfit*) ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ (*Ignore the model*)
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Me: *puts on some tall black boots and then grabs one of Vinnie's hot pink colored v-shaped guitar, and walks out of the dressing room*
(*Meanwhile, onstage with the girls...*)
Suzy: Emily! You made it!
Eli: And check out the clothes she's wearing!
Vixen91: Vinnie's gonna be head over heels for you!
KellerSinger18: *has black kitty ears and a tail* Aw, she's blushing!
Me: *blushes deeply* Stop that! I'm trying not to think about what we're doing tonight after the battle of the bands. *blushes even more deeply* ☺️🥰😌
Suzy: Anyway, what song are we going to play for the battle of the bands?
Me: This one!
Suzy: Awesome!
Me: *giggles* And, I've got some excellent news for Vinnie. He's gonna be so surprised!
KellerSinger18: What is it Emily?
Me: *takes out a pregnancy tester and it shows positive*
(*All the girls are squealing with exciting*)
Me: Vinnie and I have been talking about having a little ankh prince or princess. 😏😉
Eli: OMG! *hugs me* I can't wait!
(*Meanwhile...with the nine KISS guys...*)
Vinnie: *gets a text from me*
Eric Carr: *is testing out his drum kit* Who's it from Vinnie?
Vinnie: *slightly blushes* It's from Emily. *reads the text* She sent me a picture of a baby pacifier.
Eric Carr: I don't get it. What about you Paul?
Paul: Let me see it. *looks at the picture on Vinnie's gold colored iPhone that has an ankh on the back*
Gene: *smirks* I think I know what she's trying to say.
Vinnie: Really?! What is it?
Gene: I'll leave that one blank. You'd better figure this one out for yourself Vinnie. 😉
Vinnie: What in the name of Anubis is she tryin' to tell me?
Eric Singer: *looks at the time on his watch* It's almost time. We better get into position.
Paul: Right...let's go people!
(*The nine Kiss guys get into position onstage with their instruments*)
Suzy: Let's do this!
(*The girls get into position onstage with their instruments while the crowd is screaming and cheering in the audience*)
Paul: *speaks in his Starchild voice* How're you doing people?!
(*The KISS army are roaring and cheering*)
Vinnie: *sees me onstage with the girls and nearly faints, but he managed to keep himself steady*
Paul: Hmm...*uses his KISSterian powers that has a purple aurora glows over the black star on his left eye, and then he uses x-ray vision to look inside my abdomen and he sees developing male and female sperm in my reproductive organs* I knew it...
Me: *sends the Starchild a text that says "Don't even think about it, glitter britches"*
Gene: *flicks out his long tongue at the girls in the audience*
Eric Carr: Let's do this...
Me: *claps hands in applause*
Suzy: I bet we can do better than that!
Vixen91: Hit it girls!
Me: *plays my song*
(*After the girls played their song...*)
Me: *talks into the microphone* And now, I've got something to say to my Ankh Warrior. *
Vinnie: *walks over to the stage where the girls* What is it, babe?
Me: *takes out the pregnancy tester and shows it to Vinnie* I'm pregnant.
Vinnie: What...what?! You mean we're?!
Eric Carr: Oh Yeah! I'm a double uncle! 😝
(*The entire Kiss army brings out pure joy and cheering and screaming for the Ankh Warrior and his mate*)
Paul: I knew it!
Gene: *grins* Congratulations, you two.
Vinnie: *is already crying tears of joy while hugging and kissing me*
Me: *giggles* I've kinda been wanting a little boy, so he can learn how to be a guitar shred master like you Vinnie.
Vinnie: *slightly blushes and then smiles* Awww! I would love to do that for our future child.
(*The Ankh Warrior and his mate share a passionate kiss in front of everyone and a bunch of fireworks blow up high into the sky*)
