3rd person POV:
Brought in front of a large courtroom, (Y/n) stared up at a group of masked people acting as his judges.
Clara stood behind the Timelord in case he tried anything.
Judge 1: (Y/n) (L/n).
(Y/n):(raises hand) Present!
Judge 1: You are here today to be judged for several violations-
(Y/n): Now let me stop you right there.
(Y/n): Or since I'm representing myself... Objection!
(Y/n): I completely understand if you wish to give me a slap on the wrist.
(Y/n): God knows I always deserve one at any given time.
(Y/n): But if you wish to charge me with crimes and imprison me or something...
(Y/n): Then I would like to sue!
Clara: Sue?
(Y/n): Yes. Sue!
(Y/n): I'm being put on trial for rules no one told me existed! But I'm getting ahead of myself.
(Y/n): First... Her!
Dramatically pointing at Clara he brings attention to her.
Clara: Me?
(Y/n): She has assaulted me physically, mentally, a bit sexually.
Clara:!?!
Clara: What the hell!?
(Y/n): As a ten-year-old...
Clara: You're older!
(Y/n): Maybe but I'm still a minor!
(Y/n): Anyhow, I'm a sweet little boy, willing to settle this matter for the low low price of all your knowledge and technology related to Time and the manipulation of it.
Judge 3:... No.
(Y/n):....
(Y/n): So you all are a time dictatorship, is that it?
Judge 2: Be silent, so you may better understand your circumstances
(Y/n):(raises hands) Very well, my apologies.
Judge 1:... The crimes you are here for range from animal abuse...
(Y/n): What!? I would never!
Clara: You time-locked a T-rex.
(Y/n): Other people have done worse.
Judge 1: Bringing people out of their periods.
(Y/n): Listen, when Steven Hawking throws a time travel party, you go.
(Y/n): And when it's lame, you make it interesting.
(Y/n): Robin Williams on stand-up... Freddie Mercury serenading... Cleopatra uhh... Failing to understand Jenga!
(Y/n): It was the party of a lifetime! Would have invited you all if I knew you existed.
(Y/n): By the way, how do you all exist? Present-day should not have the technology to time travel, let alone sense disturbances and police it.
Clara: Perhaps not in this reality, but in others, much more is possible.
(Y/n):(gasp)... The multiverse theory is true....? This changes so much...
(Y/n): Let me guess, my effects on the past created alternate timelines and that's how you knew about my endeavors.
Clara: Shut up! This is serious!
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A Certain Scientific Time Lord
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