Stories of Emily the Electric Cat

IRL - The Emily Show

it was a surprising nice day in the uk and emily was sitting on the sofa with sebastian on her right and tom on her left, the pair were chilling and emily was chilling too but she was also thinking, she was thinking on the times she went on the james corden show, she went on the show a total of 5 times in the studio and the bus trip that emily took over, the first time she was on the show was with tom and it was the one where her, tom and that other guy with a similar last name to tom were having a animal time with that wildlife expert and he gave tom a clouded leopard, there was also a penguin and a bearcat and both tom and emily had become friends with all 3 of them which made the wildlife expert really shocked and impressed.
the second time emily was on and she wasn't even suppose to be there, she had to go protect sebastian as he was being bullied by james after he was crushing over sharon stone, she jumps onto the chair which made everyone suprised and she growled, snarled, hissed and even used her electricity while on sebastian's lap making james, sharon and the third guy back off, emily was expecting after for sebastian to come and tell her off for making his 'crush' back away from him but he was actually really happy that emily came to protect him, this was also the event that made emily dislike james and he kinda knows it.
the third time was with sebastian again and he was with the lady who played agent maria hill (emily doesn't remember her name as she always called her 'agent hill'), emily was there but she wasn't really listen and only being in what she likes to call 'sebastian protection mode', she also did have a 'tom protection mode' but she didn't need it at the moment, she was on sebastian's lap and she was protecting him from mostly james and if james put his hand near him, emily would try and bite him and he would freak out.
the fourth time she was on and it was for the parody of thor ragnarok, she was with tom again and she did growl and snarl at james making him scared but then she stopped when tom told her to and carried on with the play, the play ended up funny but underwhelming but the actors enjoyed it which was the good thing but emily still didn't like james.
the fifth time she was there was for the bus tour which she ended up taking over (read 'the stolen bus' to know what happened) and lastly the sixth time she was there was not for tom or sebastian but for david (tennant), she with david and elizabeth olson were there to chat, elizabeth was talking about her boyfriend's mattress in her home, david and emily was there to talk about doctor who and james talks to emily about the bus tour
(flashback)
"so emily" james says cautiously and emily turns to him with a little snarl
"reah?" emily replies with a growl to her voice and still snarling
"so if anyone doesn't know, for infinity wars release, i decided to do a tour of los angleas  but something happened and...emily took over the bus instead" james explains to his audience and then holds up the selfie emily took with all the actors behind her "as you can see in this picture" he adds as it zooms in on the picture "emily, can i ask, what happened?" he asks looking at emily
"well...you disappear and i took over, dats it" emily says simply and she does a angry sneeze
"wait emily, you took over a bus tour?!" david says in disbelief and emily nods looking at david
"reah, i had to, he just vanished into thin air and den later, me and uncle thor looked for him and found him and the poofy haired guy over dere in a really stinky dumpster" emily says and explains looking at her friend but using the corner of her eye to keep a watchful eye on james
"to be fair, emily did do a great job as host, she even got a present from all of us as we all know have brave she was doing it" elizabeth says and emily points to her happily
"reah, reah! dook!" emily says then with her magic makes the tsmu-tsmu of bucky and loki appear "dad and seddy gave dees to me" she says holding the loki and bucky tsmu-tsmus
she then puts them on table and looks back at james who was in disbelief
"i can't believe it! a cat took over my infinity war bus tour and became a better host then i had planned" james says and the audience cheers
"yeah! your idea for da tour was rubbish anyway, having a written karaoke at da end of da tour, talk about nothing though the tour, the place you chosen was boring which anthony-banthony pointed out during the tour and den try and get spoilers! out of the cast! that's rood!" emily says complaining and this made james roll back in his chair
"...i agree with her" elizabeth says and then she giggles
"ok, ok...geez" james says holding his hands out to make emily calm down but this gave her a chance to bite him and he flinches "well umm...we do have a clip of the bus tour and here it is" james says and the clip shows
the clip of the tour and it was part where anthony complains about the location,  emily replies that she agreed with him and the uk would of been a better place with tom adding the location in london, emily confirming tom is right and then the clip ends with everyone clapping
"i bet i can be a bedder host den you on 'ere" emily says with a snarl on her face at james
"i bet...so...i also notice in the clip that some people had moved places from where i've put them" james says and emily nods
"yep, i put lizzy by cucumber, zoe gamora by the pratt and...i think that's it" emily says remembering the event but purposely forgetting that she moved sebastian by tom
"yeah, i remember you moving me by benedict, it was nice sitting by him, he did bring a lot of sun blocking stuff with him though" elizabeth says and emily remembers that and she giggles
"oh reah, he did, he said somethin' about how his skin gets sensitive to da sun and he gets easily sunburnt so dats why he had so much stuff" emily says and explains and elizabeth understood
"i'm pretty sure you're missing one, i'm sure i didn't put sebastian by tom-" james says and he mentioned sebastian and tom's names, emily growl and hissed at him making james back off
"leave dem alone!" emily says with a growl and james gets the message as he rolls back
"so what happened on this bus trip?" david asked and emily turned to him in shock
"you didn't watch da video on youtube! rood!" emily says shocked and david put his hands up
"no, sorry" david replies looking guilty and emily sighs in annoyence
"ok well, on da tour, we went around los angeles and den after some tourin', i sang a song, we went into a comic book shop, sang some more in a karaoke and den we came back to da studio" emily explains happily and elizabeth nods to confirm
"that's sound fun! i wish i was there but i ain't a avenger" david says and emily looks at him
"reah, you are a villian and you are also ded so..." emily says and she shrugs and the audience chuckle and david shrugs too
"anyway, this is the end of the interview" james says and everyone applauses
(flashback end)
emily thought mainly on one part of the recent interview she had with david and elizabeth
'"i bet i can be a bedder host den you on 'ere!" "i bet..."' emily thought then she smiles with her tongue sticking out 'i know i can do a better interview den 'im, he'll be so jelly of my interview, he will have to come off da air like when ellen had done' she though and she does a quiet giggle
she then hears movement to her left and she looks to see tom getting up
"where going!" emily askes and tom look at her
"i got to get ready" tom replies and he leaves the room
emily follows him after looking at sebastian who was texting on his phone, she follows tom upstairs to his (and sebastian's) room, she sat on the bed as tom was busy choosing a suit to wear from his wardrobe
"ready for vhat?" emily asked as tom places the suit on his bed
"*sigh* you aren't going to like this, darling but...i'm got to go onto the...james corden show..." tom admitted and emily gasps
"...great!" emily says and tom looks at her confused
"what?" tom says confused and emily looks at her with a mischievous look
"yup, you see, dad, on da last tim i was on da show, i betted james dat i would be a bedder host den him and if you are going on da show, i can show 'im that i'm a bedder host and den he will have to shut down his show due to being jelly" emily says and explains then she giggles mischievously
"that's nice, sweetheart now can you wait downstairs please, i have to change" tom says and emily giggles with a nod
"ok, dad, see you in a bit" emily replies and she leaves the room and shuts the door behind her
she then goes downstairs and she goes back on the sofa with sebastian who looks at her
"so did he tell you?" sebastian says and emily nods
"reah and i'm goin' with him to show that james guy that i'm a bedder host and den he will have to shut his show down due to him bein' super jelly" emily says and explains then she goes her mischievous giggles
"...emily?" sebastian says and emily looks at him
"reah?" emily replies as she goes over to him
"i think your loki side is showing" sebastian says pointing it out and emily giggles a little while getting embarrassed
"well...i am half dad so, it makes sense" emily says and gives a cheeky smile with her tongue sticking out
"what's the other half?" sebastian askes curiously
"you! you and dad make me...i dunno how but it did" emily says and she giggles
"if you say so, anyway you behave for tom and try to not be too mischievous" sebastian says as he rubs emily's cheeks with his thumbs and emily nods while purring
"i'll try" emily replies and she looks at sebastian happily "but no promises" she adds and she giggles at sebastian's face
emily then hears tom come down the stairs and when he comes into the living room, sebastian and emily see that he was wearing one of his black suits with a blue and black stripy tie, white shirt and black shoes
"what do you think?" tom asks and emily felt sebastian blush
"handsome as ever" sebastian replies while a visible blush was seen and tom grin with a little blush of his own
"i don't get clobes so even though you do look nice, i tink it's just the same suit you wore da other day" emily says honestly
"well, darling, maybe it is the same suit i wore the other day" tom says with a mischievous grin and emily giggle-laughs
"oh reah, clobes do get washed" emily says giggling she steps out of the way of sebastian and going to the side tom usually goes
"are you going to be okay on your own, sebastian, dear?" tom asks sebastian and sebastian gave a nod
"i think so, i coped on my own before" sebastian replies with a now a tried grin as he was getting tired
tom then goes over to sebastian and gives him a quick kiss on the lips before going over to emily and picking her up holding her like a baby
"see you in a few hours or so" tom says and sebastian smiles "and if you need anything, text emily"
"yeah, ok, see you" sebastian replies and emily makes herself and tom disappear using her magic
the pair reappears outside the back door of the james corden show building and the guard lets the pair in
"who else is on the show other then us?" emily says from tom's arms
"umm...i don't remember" tom says honestly as he forgot and emily giggles lifting her paws to her face to rub it
"you're aren't the one usually to forget, that's seddy's job apparently" emily says knowing that sebastian also has a good memory but he forget stuff now and again like what the word 'stan' meant when tom already told him
tom and emily was then leaded by a guard to their changing room and tom was told by the makeup lady to sit so she can adds some makeup which emily didn't know tom needed but she also remembers that both sebastian and david needed make up when they came on the show in the past, emily sat next to him and she was thinking of an idea to get james out of the way so she can do the interview, she then gets an idea and she looks at tom who had finished having his makeup but he looked the same
"you ready?" emily asked tom and tom nods
"sure am, sweetheart" tom replies happily and emily smiles too with her tongue sticking out
'i just wish there was a better plan for james to be gone, like a trap or somethin' epic' emily sthought and she waited for her, tom and the other guest to go on the show
they didn't have to wait long as james was starting to get the guests ready, one of the staff told emily to wait in the makeup room while tom goes ahead which made emily confused and defensive but then she was told by the staff what she was going to do which she agreed with, tom went ahead and he finds out the other guest was david tennant which was a suprise and tom knew emily would be happy too
"now introducing, tom hiddleston and david tennant!" james says and both tom and david walk out
they shake james' hand which made emily growl from the makeup room and the pair sit down
"look at this sofa! full of handsome men" james says and this made tom chuckle with his 'ehehe' laugh
"but you are forgetting someone else" tom points out and james gets confused
"who?" james says and emily takes that to start running down the hallway to the stage
"well...she's small...she's red and white...she's really fast...and...she sadly doesn't like you very much...especially now" tom says as emily gallops down the hallway in anger
she then gets to the stage and she jumps over tom and she uses her front paws and then her back paws to push james away, james rolls back really fast as emily lands on the coffee table and she hisses
"leave dad-" emily says about to protect tom but then james' chair hits something and he fills out of it "a-alone?" she adds as she watches james land on what seems to be really sticky fly paper
he tries to get up but he was stuck to the ground like glue, a trap then goes off as he wiggles and it was first dynamos falling onto one another going up, then the dynamos with the help of a tennis ball on a string hit a books and it starts falling onto one another also going up, then the books knock a bowling ball which rolls down a bowling rail above the lights of the stage, the bowling ball hits a bucket and it falls over pouring out glue and it pours on james, the bucket then hits a dynamo and it causes another chain and then at the end, the dynamo hits some scissors and it falls with a string holding it and it cuts the bottom of a bag of chicken feather, the feathers fall onto james and it covers him in feather, the scissors then hits a ping pong ball and it rolls around a bit, the ping pong ball then hit another chain of dynamos and it then hits a chain of playing cards, the last playing card hits a ping pong ball which rolls and hits a tennis ball, the tennis ball rolls quite fast and ot hits a basket ball, the basket ball rolls and then it hits a yellow party cone and ot falls onto james' mouth turning him into a human chicken which the audience found funny
"uhh...umm" emily says but then was stopped by a snipping noise she heard from up above
she looks up and before she could react a heavy metal vault falls on james and he falls though the stage floor making everyone shocked, emily runs over and looks down the newly made hole
"umm...dude? are you okay?" emily yells down the hole
"i...think so" james replied and he waves his arm
"uhh...well...umm...vhat?" emily says as she jumps back to james' desk and she looks at tom confused then she notice david "oh! hi friend! didn't see you dere!" she says happily to see her friend again
"uhh, hi" david can only say as he was shocked
"sweetheart?" tom says and emily looks at him
"vhat?" emily says and she looks over at the trap that just occurred as tom was looking at it too "i didn't plan dis" she says with her serious voice as she points over to the trap "dis just happene' after i pushed 'im and i had nothin' to do with all of dis at all" she adds holding her paws up
"ok, darling, i believe you, you were with me all the time after we arrived" tom says and emily nods at him to confirm she was
"reah, i never left his side so...i don't know what happene' 'ere" emily says and she gets confused "so...i'm going to take over from 'im now while da others...uhh...sort 'im out" emily says and she goes off the stage
she then returns and everyone cheers, emily jumps onto the table and picks up the card james was going to use and snuffles them
"hewwo! and welcome to da emily show! starring meb! emily!" emily says happily and she points to herself and everyone cheers "and my guest today are dad! and friend!" she says and points to tom and david
the audience cheer and emily looks at the cards
"ok, it's says here dat first...with friend, we must talk about you in good omans, omens? that tv show you did for amazon prime" emily says and she giggles
"good omens" david says and emily nods at him
"yeah dat, first question, what like to have ginger hair? cuz i know you wanted ginger hair in doctor who" emily says and david grins
"it's great to have ginger hair, i always wanted ginger hair" david says and emily nods
"reah, i know, i was with you when you asked rosie if you had ginger hair, she said no and den you complained that you never had ginger hair before" emily says and she giggles "i was in my ginger cat form at da tim but i remember" she adds and poses proudly
"you were" david says and he smiles at emily who smiles back
"ok next question, what like to work with micheal shiny?" emily says and she then laughs at the last name she said which made the audience laugh "'ere is a picture of you and micheal shiny on a bench" she says and holds up a card that had david and micheal on a bench
"well we have a good friendship and i think he like me too" david says and emily giggles
"i know he do but i've seen ting on tumblr dat says dat you and micheal's characters are...more den friends, can confirm dis?" emily says and david shuffles in his chair
"well, if you are suggest that crowley and aziraphale are in love then-" david says and emily cuts him off
"tell da truth friend, no lying allowed!" emily says and she looked jokenly serious as she looks at him suspiciously while having her tongue sticking out which made the audience and tom laugh 
"uhh..." david says and he couldn't take his eyes off emily who still was looking at him suspiciously "maybe?" he says and emily goes back to her usual face
"good, next question" emily says and this made the audience laugh at the change of subject "is true that good o-mans 2 is coming out soon?" she asks and david shakes his head making the audience disappointed
"ok one last ting, there is dis video i found on youtube and i need doctor friend for dis" emily says as she takes out her table
"ok" david replies and emily looks at him
"hold on" emily says and she uses her magic to make david look like the 10th doctor back in 2009 which made everyone cheer "dere! now stand up peas" she says and david stands up
emily finds the video and she plays it after she counts to 3 (the video is called 'no bananas!' by goldendiamond if you want to know), the video plays and when it was over emily looks at david
"FRIEND! THE DALEKS ARE BORED AND HAVE NO BANAMS!, WHAT DO!" emily shouts in a panicked voice and david takes out his screwdriver from his suit pocket
"we have to...find more bananas!" david says and this made everyone cheer "also i need some bananas as they are amazing when you are going to a party" david says in his doctor voice
"yes, friend, i know, i was with you when you had a banana at madam poppadoms party and you accidently invented the banana daiquiri...i tink that's how you say it, a little early, you were also drunk-ish too and rosie said i brought you in from da storm" emily says remembering the event
"well i told her she sounded like her mother" david says and emily giggles
"reah, i remember dat too, you also called a robot 'mr.thick-thick-thickety-thickface from thicktown, thickania' i think dat robot was very offended" emily says and she giggles after repeating it out loud and everyone laughs "but anyway, we're gettin' off track, daleks, bananas and bored daleks" she says and she and david pretend to run off
emily then cheers as the pair walk back with emily on the table and david next to her and everyone cheers too
"dat was amazin', nothin' changed at all" emily says happily and friend grins his doctor grin
emily and david high-5/paw and then emily takes away her magic making the david become david again
"now you're friend again" emily says as david sits down on the sofa "ok, now it's dad's turn" she says and turns to tom "hi dad!" she says happily as she looks at tom
"hi darling" tom replies and emily giggles "you were very good by the way, i was blown away by your remembering of something that happened 15 years ago" tone adds and everyone cheers
"aww thanks dad, it did help that i watched the episode again a few days ago so yeah...anyway why are you here again?" emily says and jokes as she looks at the cards and everyone laughs "oh yes, the poki tv series, with me and you in it, remember?" she says and tom nods a reply
"of course i do, we recoded it last year" tom replies and emily smiles
"ok, i have questions about dat, so first question, did we have fun doin' it?" emily says and asks and tom though about it
"i did, using loki's power more was fun, working with owen wilson was great, working with sophia do martino was great too but i loved working with you the most" tom says and emily looks away acting blushed
"dad, stop, you're making me blush and not in front of friend, you're embarrassing me!" emily says and she swishes her right paw and giggles while thr audience go 'aww!' "ok next question, are we excited for series 2?" she asks and emily nods excitedly "i am! are you, dad?" she asks and looks at tom
"i am, very much" tom as he looks at the audience and everyone cheers
"yay!" emily says and she giggles "next question-ooo!" she says and she giggles seeing  what the question is "next question is, which marvel character would we like to work with in da future?" she says and she looks at tom with a mischievous open mouth grin as she know who is it
"...what?" tom says trying to hide the fact he know who he want and emily just giggles
"i know who i want and you know dat i know who you want, so tell...who you want?" emily says in her mischievous mode as she still open mouth grins with her tongue hanging out the right side
emily then closes her mouth but still baring her cat teeth as she giggles again as she watches tom facepalm and the audience laugh at emily mischievous, david looks at emily and he smiles at emily mischiviousness, he knew since 2005 and he glad she hadn't changed much just now she was more mischievous and she had a father...or was it 2 fathers
"mmm...fine! i want to work with sebastian stan in the future" tom finally says and emily cheers as the audience cheers too
"yay! me too!" emily says happily while giggling "i want to meet rucky roo again, we had to split up after da falcon and da winter soldier and i miss 'im" she adds and she pretends to looks sad
"anyway the other 3 i want to work with is tom holland a.k.a spider-man as he is my successor, benedict cumberbatch a.k.a. doctor strange as he my best friend and...hmm...the wakandans?" tom says and everyone cheers at each name he says
"ok and last question and i know we can't say much but, what are we expecting in series 2?" emily says and she turns to the audience "well, i know almost nothing about the series, dad knows everything as he saw the script but he won't tell me what it's about...rood!" she explains and everyone chuckles "so, i'm going to do some yes or no questions to he only stepping on the ice but not breaking it" she adds and tom sees that as a good idea "ok 1. is owen in it?" she asks
"umm...yes" tom says and emily nods
"ok, 2. is martha's sister in it?" emily says and she looks at david who knew who she was talking about
"uhh...maybe" tom says and emily nods
"ok 3. is dr.strange in it as it's been rumoured that you'll be in doctor strange 2?" emily says and tom gives a shrug "ok, 4. is wanda/scarlett witch in it?" she says and tom shrugs again "ok 5. is spider-man in it?" she says and tom shrugs again "ok, and last question, 6. and dis is the most important question of all tim and spoce" she says and she was about to ask but tom stops her
"is it, is bucky in it?" tom says and emily gasps
"how did you know?!" emily says and tom gave a 'really?' look which made her giggle
"the answer is...maybe yes" tom says and emily gasps happily
"i hope he is, i would love a rucky and dad team up episode and other will love it too" emily says happily and tom smiles at her excitment "before we go, there is one more question for that and that is...since you are now married, how do you feel of all the fangirls that ship you with themselves or a oc character can't ship you with them anymore?" she says and reads out the card "ok...so if you don't know, dad is married" she says and she holds up tom's left hand with the wedding ring on his ring finger making everyone applause "yeah, yeah, i'm not tellin' you who he's married too doe, you have to figure it out, anyway he's married now and there was/are loads and loads of fanfics of peeps shipping themselves with dad and it was/is crazy...i also seen one where peeps are shipping themselves with seddy and that's was/is also crazy and friend, you get shipped with a mixture of simmy and-catherine for some reason" she explains and she turns to tom "so dad, how does it feel to be the most shipped man on fanfic websites?" she adds then she giggles
"i understand john but catherine, i see her as my sister then my crush or wife" david says amused and emily giggles a little
"well uhh...it's not as bad as you think it is" tom says and emily nods "just because i'm married doesn't mean you can't ship me anymore with...yourselves" he says and he felt a a bit weird saying that "anyway, emily, how many ships do you know that's popular with me?" he asks emily and emily thinks about it
"well...as i said the most popular ships are with you and a oc character or a reader, umm...you and uncle thor is a popular ship even though i see you two as brothers...oh! and lately it's been you with seddy...but i don't know why" emily says thinking though and she didn't know why tom and sebastian had become a popular ship she just didn't want to say
emily looks over at tom and she sees him trying to his a blush and it made her giggle, she then turns to the camera and she sees a james corden cast meme et telling her it was time to end
"ok peeps dis is the end of the emily show and i hope you enjoyed it, see you all soon!" emily says and the cameras pan away as the audience clap and the credits start to roll
"and...cut!" the camera man says and the audience was leaded out of the building and david leaves to go to his dressing room to go get his stuff
"well, dat was fun...i wanna do it again! but with seddy next time" emily says and she looks at tom who was smiling at her
"emily?" tom says and emily looks at her confused
"yee?" emily replies and tom walks over to her and picks her up
"do you know what caused that?" tom says and he points to the trap mess with the hole in the middle
"no i don't, it couldn't of been a fuzzy-whooshy as they are in dere own world in da middle of da earth and if it was dem, dey would never plan a trap dis big and dis perfect" emily explains and tom looks at her "i might have to talk dis over with the other friends, i've never seen anything like dis before" she says after signing and she looks at tom "anyway, shall we go back home, seddy might be alone without us dere" she adds and tom smiles
"sure, let's go home" tom replies and emily uses her magic to teleport them back home
when they get home they were by the front door and when tom goes into the living room, he finds sebastian fast asleep on the sofa, he had his arms crossed and he head was leaning on the side of the sofa, tom smiles at him at emily jumps out of his arms and goes over to sebastian, she then sits on his lap and she snuggles up to him, sebastian stirs a little and he unfolds his arms and hugs emily
"hi emily" sebastian says sleepy and emily snuggles up to him more
"hi seddy, we're back" emily replies as she headbutt his chin
"oh good...i missed you and tom" sebastian says still sleepy and tom smiles cutely at sebastian
tom then leaves to go change into some comfy clothes which was some pyjamas and he goes back downstairs, he then sits by sebastian and he moves his head from the soda to tom's shoulder as tom snuggles close to him, emily had already fell asleep after a long day hosting and she was asleep lying on sebastian's chest and arm as he hugs her with one arm
"how did it go?" sebastian asks to sleepily with his eye closed and still lying in tom's shoulder
"really good, emily took over as host and she made it quite funny" tom says and explains "i explain how it happened in the morning, you need sleep" he adds and he kisses sebastian on the head
"k, night, darling" sebastian mumbles and he fell asleep on tom's shoulder
tom smiles at sebastian and he lays his head on sebastian
"night, dear" tom says and he then closes his eyes
the trio were now all fast asleep and it was a very cute sight, the trio slept all night and they ended up waking up about 9 in the morning.
The End