Stories of Emily the Electric Cat

IRL - The Bus Tour (X-Men Edition)

(Based on the james corden bus tour for xmen - dark phoenix)

it was august of 2019 and james with his crew were in london of the uk planning to do a bus tour looks he 'did' with the avengers infinity war cast but emily took over as he disappeared being found by emily and chris hemsworth in a dumpster completely drunk, anyway, james cordon was waiting at the top part of the bus and the person on the bus was sophie turner who plays jean gray in the movie, then after her was micheal and james did a joke with him to see if he was magnetic but it wasn't that funny and micheal didn't think it was funny either, then it was jessica chastain who plays a alien lady, then it was tye sheridan who plays cyclopes, then it was evan peters who plays quicksilver, then it was alexandra ship who plays storm, then it was james and it was a little confusing that james was a bit after micheal but maybe it was because james was 5 months pregnant with henry at this point and it kinda shows even with james wearing a xl t-shirt
"wow james, you getting big" corden says and tries to touch james' belly but james slaps his hand away
"i know, you can blame that guy over there" james replies and he points to micheal who was sitting at the front left of the bus but the bars
"hi honey!" micheal says waving at james and james waves back
"hi dear!" james replies and micheal chuckles before turning to bars to look out
corden then puts james's sticker on his left chest and then boops his nose to which james didn't like, james then sits down by evan and then the bus starts moving, meanwhile emily was flying around london as she was bored at home and both tom and sebastian were out on a date, she looks around and then she sees corden's tour bus on the road and decides to see what's up so she dived down near the bus, back on the bus and corden grabs a clipboard from his chair and turns to the xmen cast
"hello everyone! welcome to the james corden bus tour!" corden says and everyone cheers "today on this bus tour, i will be-" he says then he all of a sudden disappears in a black sparkly smoke with reggie disappearing too
all the cast was confused and then micheal turns to james
"honey, what do we do?" micheal asks james and james shrugs
"i dunno, why are you asking me?" james replies and micheal grins
"because you are professor x, aren't you? you should know something" micheal says and james rolls his eyes
the bus then stops in a line of cars as there was a stop light and emily lands in the car on the back, she then jumps from car to car till she gets to the bus and then when she gets on the bus, she slides to the front due the floor being a little slippy
"weee! oof!" emily says enjoying the sliding then she hit herself at the chair at the front
she gets up and shakes her body and both micheal and james see her
"emily?" both micheal and james say at the same time and emily jumps on the chair
"hewwo!" emily says happily and she waves her paw "i'm 'ere to take james' place as he disappeared...again!" she adds and pulls a annoyed poker face "anyvay, 'ere at da rules you all must follow" she says and she holds up the clipboard before noticing where people are sitting "ok, rule number one! this seating is all wrong, james and lady by micheal, swap places" she says pointing to james then at jessica
james and jessica do what emily says and they swaps places, james was now by micheal and jessica was sitting by evan
"ok good, anyvay, rule 2 you can take picture, just remember when you put it up on social media, tag the picture as 'hashtag emily's bus tour 2' cuz dis is the second time i've done dis" emily explains and everyone chuckles "rule 3, don't use any of your power on dis bus, that means no making da bus fly around london and no running off at the speed of sound for a burger" she adds and she giggles at the joke making everyone laugh "and rule 4, have fun, yay!" she finishes and everyone cheers again
emily starts the tour and she points to different things explaining the best she can about it, as she was talking, james looks over at micheal and then he lays his head on micheal's shoulder to which micheal didn't mind, emily sees this action and she huffs in laugher
"will you two stoop being so coot! you are as worse as dad and seddy, dey do stuff like dis all the tiem!" emily says jokingly annoyed to james and micheal and they just laugh
emily continues with the tour and then she looks at the clipboard
"let's see, it says here that everyone needs to show off their hidden talents so anyone want to show off their hidden talents to the group first?" emily says and then everyone puts their hands up like in class
emily chooses someone and then one by one, the xmen cast show off their hidden talents, the only one who couldn't show off their hidden talent was james due to his pregnancy and he did feel a little left out but then micheal comforted him to which he calmed down feeling loved, emily then continues to point stuff out and then james sees a ice cream truck come up
"hey emily?" james says and emily looks at him
"vhat?" emily replies looking curious on what james wanted
"can we have ice cream?" james asks and all the others agree with him
"*gasp* reah!, wanna you all want?" emily says happily then asks what which ice cream the cast wanted
"i want a soft cone with a flake!" james says happily and micheal nods
"me too!" micheal adds and emily nods
emily then uses her magic as she lifts her right paw up and then in james and micheal's hands were a ice cream which is a wafer cone with white swirly ice cream on the top and a flake on the right side
the others say the same as micheal and james and they all got a soft cone with a flake except jessica
"can i have a ice lolly, i can't have dairy" jessica says abs this made emily gasp
"*gasp*...*gasp* rood! anyway what fruit flavour?" emily says offended then asks what flavor "strawberry, blueberry, lemon, lime, watermalawn, the ribena blackberry lolly, the fruit pastilles ice lollie?" she lists all the ice lollies she knew from the top of her head
"the fruit pastilles one and the ribera one are really delicious by the way" james says with his mouth full of ice cream
"umm...what's the fruit pastilles one?" jessica asks and emily makes it appear with her magic
"it looks like dis, the top one is blackberry, den it's orange, den lime, den watermelon and den lastly lemon" emily says pointing out each flavour
"i'll take that" jessica says and emily hands her the lollie "umm...it's a bit...you know" she says and emily turns around shocked
"*gasp* get your mind out of the gutter, rood!" emily says shocked and then goes back to her chair
"umm...what's this?" evan asks and he points to his flake
"it's a flake...you've never heard of a flake" james says then questions looking surprised and even shakes his head making emily gasp
"*gasp* he never heard of a flake! crime!"emily says shocked and james nods agreeing with her
emily then make a screwball ice cream which is ice cream in a soft plastic cone with a hard plastic spoon and at the bottom is a ball of chewing gum and the top has a flake and raspberry sauce on, emily starts licking it and was enjoying licking both the ice cream and the raspberry sauce, everyone else were enjoying their ice cream, after the cast and emily had their ice cream emily carries on doing her tour and looking at the clipboard to see what she need to do
"hmm...let's see...around dis time, that fuzzy haired guy is suppose to sing...looks like i'm singin' again!" emily says more thinking out loud and she puts the clipboard next to her
she then looks though her youtube playlist on her phone to see what song to play and then she finds something and smiles
"*clears throat*...🎵...it's much better, vhen we're together, dat's the way it's meant to be, it's much better, vhen we're together, It feels so good when it's you and me, it's much better, vhen we're together, havin' fun, feeling free, vish this could go, on forever, it feels so good when it's you and me, come on!...in this world of wonder, sparklin' sunshine colours so bright, the air is filled with magic, and dere's laughter day and night, good times and excitement, reunited once again, singin' all our favorite songs, celebratin', we're the best of friends!, it's much better, vhen we're together, dat's the way it's meant to be, it's much better, vhen we're together, it feels so good when it's you and me...oooh, vhat a great sight to see, oooh, we fit so magically, oooh, we're together once again, singin' all our favorite songs, celebratin', we're the best of friends! it's much better, vhen we're together, dat's the way it's meant to be, it's much better, vhen we're together, it feels so good when it's you and me, it's much better, vhen we're together, havin' fun, feeling free, vish this could go, on forever, it feels so good when it's you and me, come on!🎵" emily sang and when she was finished everyone claps excitability (the song is 'eevee and friends - world of wonder' it's a boring pop song but doesn't mean it's a bad one so check it out)
the bus continues and as they kept going emily notice something, they were going in circles as the one of the things emily pointed to earlier went passed again for the second time
"i tink we're goin' in circles" emily says and everyone also notice as they see another thing emily showed off earlier go passed
emily looks at the clipboard to see what it says to do and she notice it says 'drinking game' on it, emily was confused then she pulls up the paper on the top to see another paper underneath, the paper has some 'drink if...' sentences in then and emily nods, she then looks around the front of the bus and then finds some guinness beer bottles under the chair reggie was suppose to sit on
"ok umm...who wants to play a drinking game?" emily says as she uses her magic to hold up the bottles as they're heavy
everyone cheers happily except james as he can't have beer due to being pregnant, emily looks at him sadly as the beer bottles get handed around and then she gets a idea as she lights up
"james, i can help you join in" emily says to james and james looks at her confused with a tilted head
"how ? you going to make pregnancy friendly beer?" james says and emily shake her head with a huff
"yes and no! look!" emily says and then she makes a carton of apple juice appear "apple duce!" she says happily and james looks at the carton
"...okay, i'll try it" james says as he knows from reading a pregnancy book that apple juice has iron in it which he needs for his pregnant body
emily makes a beer glass appear and after shaking the apple juice carton, she pours the apple juice into the glass and then gives it to james, he takes it and then looks at it before sipping it, it had a tangy taste as james scrunched his face a little but it was nice otherwise
"ok so if you don't know how da drinking game works, you drink if da questions i'm going to ask is true about you, for example, drink if you...read a book or drink is you are one of a group of sibling and stuff like dat, den the winner is the one who drank the less, got it?" emily explains and everyone nods
the drinking game starts and after a hour of the game with so many questions on the paper on the clipboard, it turns out micheal had don as he only drank half his beer, james was happy for micheal and he hugs his side, micheal smiles and he kisses james on the forehead making everyone go 'aww!' loudly
"now i've seen something dat almost killed me, let's see what's up now..." emily says and she looks at the clipboard "...oh no, it's the end of the bus tour!" she says as she sees 'end of tour' at the bottom of the list after looking though it
everyone looked disappointed as they went 'aww', tutted or grunted in annoyance, emily smile and she puts the clipboard on the chair
"but, i do need a person or 2 to help me find corden, he is somewhere and i need to 'sadly' located him so he can do his show" emily explains and james happily puts his hand up
"i'll help!" james says sounding excited and emily with micheal looks at him a little worried
"...*sigh* i'll help too" micheal says not wanting james to hurt himself or/and their unborn son and james smiles at him
"ok!" emily says happily and gives a thumbs up but with out the thumb "so i'll drop everyone off at the studio and then we'll go off to find corden" emily explains and everyone nods
soon the bus goes back to the studio and all the xmen cast except micheal and james get off the bus, the bus then goes again after the crew explains the plan to the bus driver and emily uses her tracking magic to search for corden while james look at one side of the bus and micheal looks at the other side, micheal then looks at james and walks over to him
"are you sure you want to do this?" micheal says worried
"well yeah, we are just looking for james corden, you are acting we are going to fight a big monster or something bad" james says softly and he places his hands on micheal's cheeks "i'm fine, okay, mister worry wart?" he adds and he places a kiss on micheal's nose
micheal chuckles and he smiles at james
"ok, i won't worry...just keep looking" micheal says happily and he goes back to his side of the bus to look
the trio keep looking then when they drive passed big ben, emily magic starts picking up on james
"oh! i got somethin'!" emily says as she feels her magic pick up on corden
james and micheal look over at emily when she spoke and then her magic starts guiding her to the right, emily then flies off the bus making the bus stop and she flies over to alleyway of 2 apartment buildings, she then finds corden uncounsious in the alleyway and the crew of corden even micheal and james catch up to her coming up behind her
"found 'im!" emily says while pointing at james and the crew sigh in relief as they weren't going to lose their jobs 
the crew help to take corden back to the studio and emily, micheal and james watch them struggling to carry corden as he was slightly overweight, they then put corden in a car and drove him back to the studio
"vell...dat wasn't so hard, do you want me to teleport you 2 to the studio or back home?" emily says to james and micheal and james smiles
"home sounds nice, i need to sit down anyway, my feet have swollen up again" james says and he tries to look down at his feet but his baby bump was blocking his sight of his feet
emily smiles and she holds out her paws, james and micheal take her paws and then she teleports herself and the pair to micheal and james' house, when they appear at the door to micheal and james' house, the house was a single mediun house at the end of a road, it was a cute house and emily thinks it was a nice house but she like her, tom and sebastian's house better
"thank you emily, i think you made the bus tour more fun then what corden was planning to do" james says happily and he gives emily a kiss on the forehead which made her wag her tail happily
"yeah, thanks emily, you did a good job" micheal adds and he rubs emily's head making her purr happily
"you're welcome! i wasn't even plannin' to take over but looks like corden gained a lot of bad luck since i told him off in 2015" emily says and then she giggles a little with a smile
"was it the incident that involved that actress sharon stone and your dad, sebastian?" james asks and emily nods
"reah, don't like dat sharon lady near my seddy" emily says and she swishes her tail in anger with an angry sneeze "anyway, see you later!" she says recovering and then she disappears with her teleport
micheal and james chuckle at emily's cute anger and then they go inside the house with micheal helping james in as he feet were starting to hurt, the pair then sat down after micheal makes a cup of tea for him and james and they decided to spend the day watching tv
"have we thought of a name for our son yet?" micheal asks suddenly as they were watching tv
"umm...no we haven't yet, why? you got one?" james replies as he puts his left hand on his baby bump
"yeah, when we were on the bus, emily was looking at the clipboard and i heard her say 'henry? who's henry...oh! it's the makeup artist! ok!' so i was thinking the name henry?" micheal says and james chuckles
"yeah...yeah, henry's a good name, we'll name him, henry" james says and he rubs his bump
suddenly the baby kicks and james felt it as he went 'oh!' in surprise
"i think he likes his name too" james says looking at micheal and micheal smiles before putting his free hand on james hand which was on his bump
they then have a kiss and then carry on watching their tv show and they were a very happy couple with their first child appearing in 4 months time.
The End