Quick note, I am shipping Mer with Wee Dingwall or Apple -3- XDD DOUGHNUT JUDGE MAH TASTE IN SHIPS XP X'D
Hiro: *dust*
Me: OKAI I THINK SAMWAN IS MISSING TADAI
Anna: I KNOW WHO. *woe is me*
Elsa: Who?
Anna: MAH SOULMATE!!! TT^TT
Anna's hand: *does a woe is me*
Anna's hand's hand: *woe is me pose*
Elsa: -.- WELL DEN
Dashi: *wearing bikini* SUMMERRRRRR
Me: yah?
Jack:.*wearing my clothes*
Me: OMG U GAIS ARE PRETTEH
Merida: HUWAAAIT.
Rapunzel: *hair* yah?
Merida: I THINK I KNOW WHO IS MISSING.
Anna: SAME............... IT'S MY HEART. SOMEONE STOLE IT *does woe is me using Elsa's random pimple*
Everyone but Anna: =_=
Elsa: ohey ubrywan agreed wid meh
Elsa's pimple: *drools oil and dirt*
Me: *dancing on the pimple* WELL DEN.
Rapunzel: TADASHI IS MISSING!!!!!! *dies*
Anna: *has found her literal heart* GET IN HERE YOU BISH.
Merida: *using Jack's eyes as a guitar* ~~SHE NEEDS A WILD HEART. SHE'S
Me: WELP LEGGO WITH THE QUESTIONS/DARES *becomes an iPad*
Rapunzel: *reads da darrs from inbox* By _CakeThePenguin_
"bruh i'm bored right know"
Me: I DOUGHNUT CARRRRRRRRR. DONUT WORREH DOU. SHE'S MAH BESTETIEEEE IN REAL LAIFU SO YUH
Everyone but Elsa and me: *are cars*
Elsa: WELP EVERYONE IS NUTS TADAI AS USUAL
Rap: *peanut*
Me: *acorn*
Jack: *nut*
Merida: *kiwi*
Hiro: *Ashton*
Tadashi: *Katniss*
Anna: *is Elsa's dress* *checking some guys out* Hot... hot... maybe not... never hot... cold... hot... Tadashi-hot.... Elsa-cold... Jack degrees below 0... Hiccup's sword-smoking... 5sos-hellahot...
Elsa: wat
Anna: wat
Hiccup: *is Elsa's hair* ohai
Me: *is now Elsa's nose* *picking myself*
Merida: IF YE HAD A CHANS TA CHENJ YER FAET, WEOUD YE DE ET????
Hiccup: I AM A BOOTEH FUL BOOTEH FUL BRAID -33333-
Rap: You have a lat of lips ooooooo.ooooooo
Elsa: You have latsa eyes, Punzie -.-
Tadashi: DEY FAB. DAT IS WAI. ENEWE WAT IS YO DARR/ QUESTION *eats Hiro and Hiccunzel*
"i dare tadashi to sing this verse from "Uptown Funk" and then reenact the scene where he goes into the school on firrrre cx"
Me: waaaaaaaa...? *derp* *eyes pop out and rolls towards Elsa*
Merida: *goes bald* *her hair grows onto Elsa's back*
Elsa: e.e
Jack: *is Elsa's mouth* *opens self* CAM IN LITTEL FLAAAAI
Elsa: -.-
Fly: *eating Jack's staff*
Jack: OH EFF NO DONUT EAT MAH BÆ. e.o
Dashi: HOW DO???
Me: JAST WHURR DIS SEXEH BRUNO MARS OUTFIT
Dashi: *wears it*
Dashi fangirls: *vomits intestines out* *foams rainbow* *dies* *gets decapitated* *gets crushed by Anaconda*
Anaconda: *eating buns* *twerks*
Some haters: HAAAAAH. DASHI'S GAY. HE IZ WURRENG PINK SUIT X'DDDDDD
Dashi: *places a hand on hip and does this pose --> (-3-)~* IT'S NAT CALLED BEING GAY. IT'S CALLED BEING FABULAAAUSSS ~~~(-3-)~~~
Da haters: ...
Me: OKEY BE HAT NOE. OH WAIT U ALREADEH ARRR
Rap: *baking pie on Dashi* YAAAAY FREE HUMAN STOVE/OVEN/CAMPFIRE/THINGS-THAT-BURN-FOOD~~~~~!
Dashi: *reads the script upside down* So imma sing dis rait?
Me: YUS, MANLY MANNINGTON -3-
Dashi: So I gatz to reenact da scene where i died... oke *pokes the school*
Da school: *bursts into flames* I AM TADASHI-HOT.
Everyone in it: -w- *backstroke swimming on da fire*
Elsa: Uhhh cue music?
Dashi: ~~I'M TOO HAWT~~
Hiccup, Hiro & Jack: *gets vomitted out by Dashi* HOT DAMN
Hiro: wait waaa... DASHI DONT CHUU DARR e.e
Dashi: ~~CALL A POLICEMAN AND A FIYAHMAN~~ *vomits out Policeman and fireman*
Hiro: DON'T-- ;-;
Dashi: ~~DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH.~~ *runs into the school*
The orchestra: *playing da instrumental theme*
Dashi: *dancing in the school*
School: *explodes*
Everyone: *dies*
...
Bored...
So I decided to make RotBTD/F & Bh6 slang words -3-
*Dora voice* Wanna know what they are? *places hand behind ear lobe* GREAT~!
Elsa-cold --> SO FREAKING COLD
Jack degrees below 0 --> I AM IN NEPTUNE/URANUS/PLUTO/WHATEVER-COLD-THINGSIES BUT EVEN COLDER
Tadashi-hot --> It's hotter than anything and everything
Hiccup's sword-smoking --> colder than Tadashi-hot dou but yeah it's hot XD
Anna {adj.} --> you have a lot of freckles
Krei-Krei --> A pun word for "cray-cray"
Rapunzel-bright --> it's so bright, your eyes will melt
Asterid --> because Asteroid is a boring word
ASTERoid --> because we love Kangaroos
Hiro --> because Hero is such a boring word
Bæmax --> because we want a brown Baymax
Toothless --> It's basically the same meaning as the original
RaPUNzel --> You have a rapunzel sense of humor
Frozen --> um... Let it go?
MLP --> My Little Punzie
BH6/HTTYD 2 --> I'm in feels mode
Pitch Black --> ... basically
North --> .... basically...
Yah that's all X3 BE SURE TO VOTE, COMMENT AND FOLLOW ME.
Jack: Send in the dares *sassy snap*
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