Me: I'm running out of ideas to make this funny... -.-
Merida: I got one! *kicks Jack in the groin*
Me: Yaaaawn~
Jack: *rolling on the floor* *squeaks* Elsa... My balls... Exploded...
Elsa: *French braiding Rap's hair*
Rap: *reading a book*
Anna: Mer, stand back... It's not right...
Jack: *squeaks* Thanks-
Anna: You have to kick where the sun don't shine AND THEN his groin...
Mer: Oooooohhhhhhh... Kk :D
PLEASE STAND-BY
Me: *reading Insurgent*
Handy: *asleep on my head*
Elsa: *reading Sherlock Holmes*
Jack and Mer: *slouching on the couch* *asleep with book on the face*
Anna: *talking to Joan*
Hiccup: *reading some Fangirl mails* What does "Notice me, senpai" mean?
Rap: Guys! We have dares!
Me: *is now watching HTF on the ceiling* FINALLY!
Rap: But first-
Anna: LEMME TAKE A SELFIE!
*cue music*
Super 6 but Anna: -.-
Me: THAT'S OLDSCHOOL! LISTEN TO CHAINSMOKERS' NEW SONG CALLED "KANYE"!!
Anna and Me: ~~I WANNA BEEE LIKE KAAAAAANYE!!! I'LL BE DA KING OF MEH AAALLLLWAYS! DO WAT I WANT I'LL HAVE IT MAAAAAH WAY! ALL DAY LIKE KAAAAAN-YEAH-E-YEAH! E-YEAH-E-YEAH!~~
Hiccup: SHUT IT!
Anna and Me: ~~Why you gotta be so rude?~~
Hiccup: -_-
Rap: Ugh... Anyway, we have some questions first...
"Guys, what happened to Snow? Watched too much Happy Tree Friends?"
Super 6: *looks at me*
Me: *watching HTF* *sadistic laugh*
Super 6: Yup...
Elsa: *shudders*
"Have you guys watched Eyes Cold Lemonade?"
Me: HELL YEAH! WHO DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THAT EPISODE?!
Elsa: *shuddering* Me...
Me: Oh yeah...
Anna: *is taking a shower* ~~DANCIN' IN THE MIRROR! SINGIN' DA SHOWER! LA LA DEE! LA LA DA! LA LA DAAAA!~~
Me: Anyway...
"Can I see some more Frostcup/Hijack? ... Like more plz?"
Some rude shippers: EWWWWWWW! (Fav. Ship name) IS 10000000 TIMES BETTER!!!
Me: SHADDAP! *literally kicks their butts out of here*
Jack and Hic: Why do we have to?
Me: Do it for the fans!
Hiccup: I'd rather get raped by fangirls than do some "Frostcup" moment...
Fangirls: *creepy smile at Hic*
Me: Hic, you can either stop being a disgraced pussy of a chief and disappoint your father ooooorrr... Come out as Bi *^*
Hiccup and Jack: WAT?!
Rap: Or try and kiss Jack exactly on the lips and come out as straight as a... Umm..
Me: As straight as a line...
Anna: I ship younger Hic with Jack! Bring the adorkable scrawny Hic here!
Me: *turns Hic into a 14 year old with his old clothes* And now you guys can, like, do something sexy~
Me, Anna, Rap, Mer and Elsa: KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
Hiccup: *sighs* *hesitantly kisses Jack passionately on the lips*
Jack: *hesitantly kisses back*
[*nosebleeding*]
Rude shippers: GROOOOSS!!
Me: I TOLD YOU HOMOPHOBIC B!TCHES TO GET OUT! *beats the crap out of them* *kicks their unconscious bodies out*
Random person: BOX O' TISSUES! WHO WANTS SOME BOX O' TISSUES!
Me: *buys 1* *shares it with the girls*
Anna: Now say 'I love you' to each other!
Merida: You guys should French Kiss more! *imagines it* *buys more boxes of tissues and shoves them in her nostrils*
Me: Mer, that's a li'l intense there... Cause some people who bashes on Hijack would be vomiting blood by now >.>
Rude shippers: *vomiting blood*
Me: Wait. Vomiting blood? COOOOOL! *^*
Hiccup: *pulls away* *shuddering inwardly*
Jack: And I'm scarred
Anna: Hottest. Moment. Ever!
Hijack: *vomiting blood*
Me: It's a dream come true! *^*
Elsa: *faints because of gore and the Hijack moment*
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
