Hans: 5SOS SUCKS!!
Anna and Kristoff: *beats the crap out of Hans* YA BEEEEAACCCHHH!!! DON'T TALK SH!T ABOUT 5SOS!
Hiccup: ... Let's go with the dares from Snow's inbox who is busy rolling on the floor...
"I have a question-
Me: MY OVARIES!!!!!!! SHEEET! I JUST SAW DIS VIDEO ABOUT CALUM DANCING IN ONLY HIS BOXERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST HE DO THIS?!
Rap: OMG! Lemme see!
Elsa: I've seen it... I almost fainted O_O
Handy: Eow!
Me: *stands up* HANDY!!!!!!!
Jack: Enough o' that... -.-
Merida: O! IT'S DA WEE LAMB! I WANNA KILL IT!
Handy: *runs away*
PLEASE STAND BY AND LISTEN TO JACK AND ANNA OBNOXIOUSLY SINGING ANACONDA
Jack: MAH ANACONDA DON'T! MAH ANACONDA DON'T! MAH ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
Anna: OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT HER BUTT! OHMIGOSH! LOOK AT HER BUTT!
AND BACK TO DA SHOW
"I have a question... Why is Mer so quiet?"
Me: You call her quiet? -_- She just prefers the outside... That's why she sounds quiet but she's actually pretty damn noisy...
"What happened to Mericcup?"
Jelsa fans/Mericcup fans/Jackunzel fans: Yeah! WHAT DA EFF HAPPENED?!
Me: I don't ship it... I just support it... And I'm not into the ship... I'M BEING HONEST! :P
Jelsa/Mericcup/Jackunzel fans: *LE GASP*
Me: *sigh* FIIIINE... I'll make a Mericcup moment... MERIDA GET YO *SS BACK IN DA STUDIO!
Merida: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! *goes back inside the studio*
Me: Do some Mericcup moment!
Merida: *sighs* *kisses Hic on the cheek*
Jelsa fans/Mericcup fans/Jackunzel fans: *fangirls to death*
"I dare Mericcup to do 7 mins in heaven"
Me: You guys do that while I'll have some 5 Seconds of Summer~~~ ;)
Me, Rap and Anna: *fangirling*
Kristoff: *fanboying*
Elsa: *giggles*
Jack: I feel so left out here!
Hiccup: *sighs* Let's get this over with...
Merida: K! I seriously wanna do some archery...
Hiccup: Yeah, yeah... Let's go...
Mericcup: *enters the closet*
5SOS family and Jack: *singing some 5SOS*
7 mins later...
Me: *opens closet door* Hey guys~!
Mericcup: *eating some potato chips*
Me: You've been doing THAT for 7 mins?
Hiccup: Yup... *stands up and gets out of the closet*
Me: I would've expected him to have a ton of bruises because Mer doesn't like it if someone takes her personal space or smth but whatevurrr
Merida: I'm gonna take a bath... I hate the smell of Hiccup!
Me: I just made this chap boring ._.
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...