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Me: Let's make this chappie unique! YAY!

How to do a Dare

"I dare everyone to eat their favorite food after brushing their teeth"

Me: *brushes teeth while dancing to the Tangled Kingdom Dance*

Hiccup: *brushing while looking at me weirdly* ...?

Anna and Punzie: *dances with me*

Elsa: ... *places snowflakes on toothpaste for minty flavor*

Merida: *brushing teeth on the bed*

Jack: *chuckles* *floats around us* *makes snowflakes*

... *music still continues*

Me: *eats a butt load of food*

Jack: *eats ice cream*

Girls and Hic: *eats with me*

How to Train Your Dragon

Me: ... Ask this bub right durr *points at Hiccup*

Hiccup: *surrounded by female dragons*

Me: BESTIALITYYYY!!!!

Anna: Nah, you're just jealous...

Jack: More of... Overreacting...

Rapunzel: Oh do tell!

Elsa: What are we talking about again?

Merida: *being tackled by a butt load of dragons*

Me: BESTIALITYYYYYYY!!!

Elsa, Anna, Rap and Jack: -_-

How to be a b!tch

Super 6 and me: *b!tch slapping each other*

How to make Jelsa a canon

Creators of Frozen and RotG: *running away from Jelsa fangirls*

Evil Jelsa Fangirls: *monster voice* FREAKIN' WORK TOGETHER, STUPIDS SO THOSE IDIOTIC JACKUNZEL SHIPPERS CAN TASTE THEIR OWN MEDICINE!!!

Me: -_-

How to make this chapter not funny since I'm bored...

Me: Hmmm...

Jack: I can't think of anything either...

Hiccup: We are technically not making them laugh right now so-

Fangirls: TAKE MEEEEHHHH!!!

Ruffnut: HEY THAT'S MY LINE! >_< ... Aw well *hugs Eret*

How to... Not say "how to"...

Me: IDK... Excuse me as I have to powder my nose... :3

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