NO RUGRATS. *insert rugrats theme*

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I have no regrets into joining the PJO fandom. I have no regrets falling in love with Percy, Luke, Nico and Leo. I have no regrets shipping Percabeth, Percico and PercyxLuke. I have no regrets into knowing Nico, Leo and Thalia and Jason too early when I'm currently readingThe Titan's Curse urgh dont spoil meh

Me: *barges in the Poseidon cabin* PERCY.

Percy: who u

Me: ARE THE SON OF POSEIDON? BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME WET...

Percy: ...

Me: ...

The rest: ...

Me: ... bai *rolls on the dirt* *wears sunglasses* NO RUGRATS.

Babies from the Rugrats: *falls from the sky*

Tyson: *joins dem* *lands on Percy*

Random instruments: *plays the theme song*

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Me: Everything feels so clear now...

Hiccup: what is?

Me: *holding the Lightning Thief book* everything *^* *starts sniffing the book and its pages* *also sniffs my complete PJO set* I dont have the HoO but meh *facemyownface*

Elsa: woooop we're normal for once! *parties* *removes braid* *hair falls off instead* *is bald* Oh shoot... *quickly wears her "hair" back* THOU SHALL NOT KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED. *witch cackle* *coughs* *now has bronchitis*

Anna: The hair is fake... After all this time?!

Snape: *was wearing sunglasses* *removes them* Always...

Punzie: *has braided pigtails like Britney Spears* *uses spears to tie hair* OH BAIBEH BAIBEH AYE WUZENT SUPAAAUSE TU NOOOHHHEEE

Me: I feel like going to Camp Half Blood

Hiccup: *slices a blood* *throws me to camp* DEN GO.

Me: *suddenly grows wings* WEEEEEEEE *becomes a boomerang and hits Hic and goes back here*

Punzie: FUDGING SAME *trips over nothing* I TRIPPED ON A MOLECULE

Molecule: *flips Elsa's hair* *troll face*

Merida: *facespikes*

Me: WHERE ARE LE HAMADA BROS. DOU?

Hiro: *is in the underworld* AYE LIKE TU MOVET MOVET

Dashi: *swimming in the lava* LELELELELELLEELELLELELELEL NO RUGRATS

The babies from the rugrats: *tumbles into the Tartarus*

Me: *eats blue cookies* AMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAM

Jack: *whips hair* AH WHIP MAH EIR BAK AND PORT

Elsa: okay what is happening--

Me: WE GO HAVE DARES NOW

Elsa: I thought we be normal for once?!

Jack: NEVER, YOU BALD SNOWFLAKE

Elsa: I AIN'T BALD YOU LIL--

Jack: *about to remove the wig until--

You: haaaai

Me: OH SHIZZ IT'S (y/n) LEGGO ACT NATURAL

Everyone but Elsa: *becomes a tree*

Elsa: -.- random dare by @loversrebelion

"Can you make Rapunzel and Hiccup play seven minutes in heaven pwease"

Me: KK *buries Hiccunzel alive* *puts them in a coffin-like closet* *tumbles away*

Merida: what tu duuuuu

Jack: wanna kiss? >3<

Merida: *becomes a hair*

Punzie: HEY HIC -3-

Hiccup: Yeh?

Punzie: DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG BY CARLY RAE AND THE SONG GOES LIKE--

Hiccup: DONUT EBEN

Punzie: AH REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY--

*7 REALLY boring minutes latur*

Punzie: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU. AND I WANT YOU, DO YOU WANT ME?? DO YOU WANT ME TOO?? I RE--

Hiccup: *shoves her whole hair in her mouth* okeh we iz dun, okay bai. I REGRET DIS STUFF

Lel, hi. I am bored. Imma go read naw

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