Me: Hey, hey you you!!! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND~! NO WAY NO WAY!!! I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!~~~ HEY HEY YOU YOU!!! I COULD BE YOUR GURLFRIEND~~
Hiccup: ...
Me: HEY HEY YOU YOU!! I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE MEH!!~~ NO WAY NO WAY! YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A SECRET~~ *winks* HEY YOU YOU~ I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND~~~
Hiccup: .....................................
Astrid: *tries to get out of the chair to kill me*
Me: And that, ladies, is how to steal Hiccup from Astrid... Just need a few tweaking actually... For me...
Girls: *claps*
Me: Now... Do that to a person you're in love with that has a girlfriend... Got that? Word of advice... Do that with his girlfriend!!
...
Me: Hey guys we're baaack~~
Hiccup: ...........................................................................
Toothless: What happened to bud?
Me: Tee hee~ Nothing, you hot buff sexy... Eff, you turned me into a slut...
Toothless: Well...
Me: Eh heh... I'm such a slut... X(
Rapunzel: GUUUYYYSSS!! QUESTIONNNN!!~~
Toothless: Yesh~~
"Toothless, how does it feel like when people ride on your back?"
Toothless: If you count my bro's father... It hurts like hell...
Me: *leans against Toothless' chest* Dammit.... WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH MEH!?
"I dare him to play Dragon City"
Me: And yet I can't buy that Night Fury looking dragon!!! *cries*
Toothless: *plays* Hey, this game's not that bad!
Me: It's cool right? *touches Toothless hand on the mouth* DAMMIT!
Toothless: *looks at me* *shrugs* *goes back to playing*
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
De Todo{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
