I can explain

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TITLE INSPIRED BY THIS TUMBLR POST THAT WENT LIKE:

Nico: Daddy can you pass the salt?

*Hades, Jason, Percy and Will all stood up*

Nico: I can explain

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Me: *rises from da dead* ............ tadaaaaaaaaaaaa... shi........ t........ *flips face*

Mer: WELL LUKE HU DUHSAHDED TU SHOW UP

Rap: OMG YAS WURR HAB YA BIN

Me: OH YOU KNOW.... SCHOOL *opens bag and dumps down mah stuff*

Bowling ball: *comes out of my bag* hai

Air: *comes out of my bag* hai

Percy Jackson: *comes out of my bag in chains and duct tape on his mouth* hai

Rap: *try hard normal mode* *sips tea* O.o how can he talk with a duct tape on his mouth?

Elsa: that's what you're concerned about?! e-e

Anna: IT'S A BOIIIIII

Hiccup: IT'S A BOY LIKE *points to Jack*

Dashi, Hic & Hiro: YOUUUUUU *insert Souja boy here*

Rap, Elsa and Mer: *looks at me like o.o*

Me: ... I can explain

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Anna: EY GUYS. FOLLOW SUMMER RN CUZ SHE NEEDS ABOUT 100 TO GET 1K FOLLOWERS SO CAMMAN GUYS LEGOOOOO

Me: NOT DAT IM DESPERATE THO

Elsa: which of course you are...

Jack: I made out with Hiccup

Rap: *turns to him* wat

Jack: hi

Me: *blinks*

Elsa: wat

Mer: wat

Dashi: wat

Anna: dats hat

Hiccup: ... I can explain

Hiro: ONWARD TO ZE DARES/QUESTIONS!!!! *eating envelopes full of dares* *vomits one of em out* AH DIS IS PERF

Anna: OMGGGGG WATS IT SEY

"Question for hiccup who do you ship with yourself besides yourself

Hiccup: MYSE-- awwwwwwwwww ;-;

Jack: Frostcup tbh

Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD yas

Hiccup: Imma back out--

and no backing out or I'll cut you with potato rings of fire" ~ AshleyOrtiz129

Ashley: *holds up potato rings of fire magically* *eats it* *gets anadur wun* *derp glare at Hic*

Hic: .................................................................................... S--

Rapunzel: OIFAMIDCMASLKXMALKSXMSALK YAS

Anna: *headbutts Elsa to death* *dies happily*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO 

Hic: --notlout

Everyone but me: wat

Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS -v- HICLOUT FOH LAIF

Hiccup: I CAN EXPLAIN..................... I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH SNOTLOUT SINCE LIKE 5EVER.... DATS BEFORE AND BETTAH DAN 4EVER

Jack: MAH HART

Anna: MAH EYES

Rapunzel: *sweeps the floor using her hair* *dies for no reason*


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