Me: *shoves a pacifier at Hiro* MAH BAE ISH SHOOO KAWAII~!
Hiro: -.-
Hiccup: *reads a dare* -______-
Me: Hey Hic! Wussup?
Hiccup: Well, someone dared us to go on a date...
CrazyYoghurt: Oh just shut up and make out already...
HiccSnow and Hunny shippers: WAT.
HiccSnow shippers: *fangirls to death* HICCSNOW 10000EVER!!!
Hunny shippers: NUUUUUUU!!!! *commits suicide*
Me: ... No comment...
Rap: Well... Why not? You guys can go for a picnic~ *gives me a picnic basket*
Hic and me: Ugh... Fine!
Me: Just make sure not to spy on us or something...
Super 6 (but Hic), Sunny and Hiro: *nods*
Me: *looks at them suspiciously* We're going... HIC, MAH SLAVE, CARRY ME 2 DA PARK SINCE I'M IN NO MOOD TO WALK.
Hic: But I'm your date! Not your slave...
Me: And your point is...?
Hiccup: Fine... *carries me bridal style* *leaves*
HiccSnow shippers: FJSKKFEJTLFODODKENXJ!! SQUEEEEEEE!!!
Hunny shippers: *still dead*
Anna: Let's do another 1! :3
Sunny: I'll read it! :D
"I dare everyone to have a dance party"
AJ: I wanna boogie till I do no more!
Merida: ... I hate dancing...
Rap: Chuu supposed to dance! NEVAH EVAH BACK OUT A DARE, SISTAH! *shakes her*
Anna: HIT IT DJ!
Jack: *is the DJ* A'ight! *plays a song*
*Miley Cyrus' "Hoedown Throwdown" from Hannah Montana the Movie plays*
Jack: *dances* *sings off-tune* Zig-zag! Across the floor~ shuffle in diagonal! When the drum hits, hands on your hips-
All but Jack: ...
Sunny: *booty bumps him off the DJ set* Lemme show ya real music! *plays a song*
*"Bang it to the Curb" by Sidney Samson & Far East Movement plays*
Anna: DANCE OFF!
Da date...
Me: *has eaten most of the food*
Hiccup: *eating grass* TT_TT WHY ARE YOU MEAN TO MEH! NOT LETTING MEH EAT ANYTHING FROM ZE BASKET!
Me: Uh Hic?
Hic: Hm?
Me: I didn't tell you to not eat anything from the basket...
Hic: You didn't?
Me: -_- *shakes head*
Hiccup: ...
Me: *le annoyed sigh*
Da dance party...
Bang-Bang it to the Curb!
Jack and Hiro: *hip-hop dancing* *points to the girls*
Sunny: *joins in with the girls*
Girls: *dances like a BAWS* *shakes hips like a mutha effin BAWS*
Jack: *tries not to drool*
Hiro: :O
Me: *comes back in* Come in hurr you cow!
Hiccup: -_- I told you, I didn't know ok?!
Me: -.- ... OOOOH! DANCE PARTEH! *cartwheels and joins in with the girls*
Hiccup: *drinks wine*
Fangirls: *dances flirtatiously around him*
HiccSnow shippers: *to me* GET YO MAN!!!!!
Me: ... 'kay 'kay... *randomly hugs 5SOS who came out of nowhere*
HiccSnow shippers: ;-;
Sunny: They said man not men!
Me: I don't CARR! Chuu get yo man!
Sunny: *waddles to Hiccup* *hugs him*
Hunny shippers: OvO YUSHHHH!!!
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Ask and Dare: The Super Six & The Hamada Bros.
Random{{WARNING: First 99 chapters SUCK AND IMMATURE. (Exclude the intro)}} 》》hamada bros are in later chapters《《 How did we begin this book? ... Me: Randomness? Hic: Check! Me: Unnecessary weirdness? Rap and Anna...
